Miracle of Girls

      4 miracles of a woman:
                 getting wet without taking a shower
                 bleeding without getting hurt
                 giving milk without eating grass
                 and making boneless flesh hard

 

                 Splash News:
                 At last a new generation napkin made specially to satisfy women,
                 Introducing new whisper with finger, keeps you wet even if you are dry.

 

                 1st fact of life: garib aur boobs hamesha dabte hain.
                 2nd fact of life: musibat aur dick kahin bhi khade ho sakte hain.
                 3rd fact of life: kismat aur bra kahin bhi khul sakti hain.

 

 

                 Girls reaction to penis sizes:
                 # 9" - oh shit pain!
                 # 7" - oh yes, yum!
                 # 6" - oh perfect!
                 # 5" - mmm ok!
                 # 4" - push more!
                 # 3" - is it in?
                 # 2" - idiot! Just use your tongue?

 

                 Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
                 A - Airport (flat)
                 B - Barely there
                 C - Can do
                 D - Damn good
                 E - Enormous
                 F - Fake