Sharat - Shayari

shararat na hoti shikayat na hoti
nayno mme kisi ke nazakat na hoti
na hoti bekarari na hote hum tanha
jo jahan me kambakht mahobat na hoti
na hote ye sapne ye khwabo ki duniya
kisi ko chahat ki tamanna na hoti
na zulfo ki chhaya na phoolo ki khushboo
yado me unki yu rate na katti
jo na hoti mahobat ye ansu na hote
dil bhi na khota aaj tanha na rota
majnu si apani ye halat na hoti
jo jaha me kambakht mahobbat na hoti

 

 

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Kissing is an art, one most master
Kissing slowly is better than faster

Kiss me slowly
Kiss me tenderly
Kiss me sweetly

Kiss me on the lips
Down to my finger tips

Delicately sample my nipples
Kiss it, tease it, rather simple

When done right, let me be precise
Kissing itself can be rather very nice

Kiss me slowly
Kiss me tenderly
Kiss me sweetly

Kiss my body inch by inch
Till it tickles and starts to flinch

Kiss me in the left and right ear
Whisper sweet words of passionate care

Kiss me by the neck
With little kisses called pecks

Kiss me hungrily in the mouth
Hear my groaning delicious shouts

Kiss me below and yonder
Till my juices begin to ponder
And turn on fire with desire

Kiss me slowly
Kiss me tenderly
Kiss me sweetly
Kiss me once, twice, thrice
Oooo! These kisses are very nice

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Jokes for Entertainment and Fun

A man telephoned an airline office in New Delhi and asked, How long does it take to fly to Australia?

The Clerk said, "Just a minute...." "Thank you!" the man said and hung up.

 

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Passenger asked a flight attendant, "How high is this plane, Miss?"

The flight attendant replied, "About thirty-two thousand feet."

The passenger's jaw dropped in amazement. "Who'd have belive it? And could you tell me how wide it is?"

 

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A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies So, when he was approaching a field during the nighttime, instead of making any official request to the tower, he said, "Guess Who?"

The Controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess Where!"

Jokes for Entertainment and Fun

Accountant Jokes:

 

Why do accountants make good lovers?
Ther're great with figures!

 

 

Why don't accountants read novels?
Because the only number in them are page nunbers!
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How advertiser do it?

Advertiser do it publicly.

Advertiser use the "new, improved" method.

Advertiser just do it.

Advertiser do it with in thirty seconds.

Advertiser do it originally.

Advertiser do it with promises to be the best.

Advertiser do it with a lot of noise.

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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

source:thisismyindia

Sex Facts

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat

28 WAYS T0 MAKE A Girl Smile

[1] tell her she is Beautiful. not hot or fine.
[2] hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second.
[3] Kiss her on the forehead
[4] leave her voice messages to wake up to.
[5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any & and all times.
[6] when she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to u
[7] recognize the small things ..they usually mean the most.
[8] call her Sweetie or BABY
[9] Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is
[10] pick her over all the OTHER girls you hang out with
[11] write her notes. (she loves them)
[12] introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend
[13! ] play with her hair.
[14] pick her up, tickle her, & play WRESTLE with her.
[15] sit in the park & just TALK to her.
[16] tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her joke
[17] throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because u missed her.
[18] let her fall asleep in your arms
[19] carve your names into a TREE.
[20] if she`s mad. Kiss her
[21] give her piggyback rides
[22] bring her flowers just because
[23] treat her the same around your friends as you do when you`re alone
[24] look her in the eyes & Smile
[25] let her take as many pictures as she wants
[26] SL0W DANCE with her, even if there isn't any music playing
[27] KISS HER IN THE RAIN
[28] if you`re in love with her tell her

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