statistics on 'what men do after SEX???
2% eat
3% smoke cigarettes
4% take a shower
5% go to sleep
86% get up and go back home to their wife.
HOW TRUE!!!
What did newton's dick say to him after seeing a nude woman?
"Fuk you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP."
Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?'
He said: "my wife makes me pay Rs 1,000/- for every fuk!"
Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others Rs 2,500/-"
Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
Boyfriend: "ignore him"
GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"
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