Places to have a quickie......

Sometimes less time can actually be a lot of fun. Find out how...

Are hectic schedules ruining your sex life? Deadlines to be met and boss sounding you out every quite so often shouldn't play spoilsport when it concerns your sexual desires. So if you are out of time for a prolonged sexual session, have more fun with a quickie to get the adrenalin flowing again. Follow our users guide to indulge in a quickie.

Elevator
Rahul and Sonia, colleagues at a call centre swear by the benefits of intimacy in an elevator. Says Rahul, "It's a lot of a fun when you sneak out to the elevator. Making out there acts as a huge stress buster, especially when you are staying up nights continuously. You can always stop the elevator midway, do your thing and be back in seven minutes sharp. But be ready for the looks that your friends give you once you step back in. " Reiterates Sonia, "quickies are a lot of fun if you know what you want and how to go about it."

Explains psychologist Amit Verma, "A five minute sex session is a good idea, so long you limit it at that. It is the best solution in a age when lack of proper sex sessions creates a lot of frustration and stress. Yet, I would still advise that when one indulges in such activities, it is best to be mindful of the people around as it might not have a great effect on children if they happen to catch you in the act. Doing it in an elevator is a good idea so long you don't hurt yourself in that rush. "

Movie theatre
A great place to get dirty down and under. Especially in empty theatres where you have a lot of space and lack of prying eyes. Reveals Jyoti Sharma, a student, "My boyfriend and I often hangout at movie halls. This saves us from getting caught and the intimacy we both crave for is what we can achieve in the last row seats. It's quite a kick when I imagine about all the things me and my lover have done at movie halls. With romantic songs in the background, it's the perfect setting for one to get cosy."

According to Verma, movie theatres guarantee uninhibited privacy. But, if you get caught in the act, you might find yourself in a very embarrassing situation. "It's best to just find pleasure in touching each other and not experiment with intimate positions. Also, indulging in the act can be more enjoyable than the actual act itself. So why not explore these areas?" suggests Verma.

Back of a club/restaurant
Being out on a hot date sharing your wildest fantasises with your dream boat is exciting, so if both of you are up for a quickie, head to the darkest corner of a nightclub, or even the bathroom, and get your bang on.
"To have it on at a restaurant lends a great boost to one's sex life. Often it breaks the monotony and ups the desirability factor. Sometimes, I like to have these sessions with my wife, a quick one while heading back home, behind a club. It makes us feel young and bond with each other, the way we used to as teenagers," confesses Aakash Malhotra.

"The dark areas behind a club, the staircase or some such place actually is a mighty turn on for your libido. The thing with couples is they should do what they both would enjoy sexually. If making out at the back of a popular night club or eatery facilitates their idea of bonding, then there is no harm. You might have people giving you curious stares, but being naughty at times helps," points out Verma.

Stairwell
The staircase in your office building could serve as the ideal place for a 1hot romp with your girlfriend. Rhea Kumar, a manager says getting it on in the staircase is a huge turn on. "This particular colleague of mine is a pro at quickies. A bang on at the staircase preferably on a really high floor can make you go crazy for a few minutes. It can make you feel very adventurous and desirable," she adds.

Psychologist Sheetal Mehta however warns of the risks involved in getting dirty on the staircase. One wrong position and you could go tumbling down. "Stairacases are good fun, but do not go overboard with such places because you could end up hurting yourself beyond measure," she explains.

Car
So it's not an original idea, but a quickie in a car, at a location where you won't be arrested for public indecency, can be a very memorable experience. Cars are not only spacious, but they remain the most wanted fantasy of most couples. Ravi Tanwar, a sales executive, totally swears by it. "My girlfriend and I do it in the car just before I drop her home sometimes. It is a lot of fun doing at deserted place with no one to disturb you. Also because of the limited space, you are almost bumping into each other and that definitely is a turn on that keeps us wanting to go on for more."

Mehta agrees that cars and four wheelers can make you feel very romantic and good about yourself. "Getting intimate within four wheelers can do wonders to couples who go through a crisis or are in need of closeness with each other," she advises.

Alley
The narrow dark alley behind a restaurant or your workplace does sound like something straight out of a romantic thriller. And you can give it a shot as it's a good option for those who are wildly adventurous. "I like my man because he is very unconventional when it comes to physical intimacy. He gets utterly passionate in the most unlikely of places and we often end up feeling up each other in ways beyond our wildest imagination. Actually it brings all your dark fantasies to life," winks choreographer Anjali Menon.

Even as Mehta agrees, she points out," Dark places are always best for those who want to be physical and do not have ample space outside. Yet 'is best to use your discretion about such places because you might end up with the wrong kind of people at the wrong time."

Office
Sometimes sex within the office can make you a more fulfilled person. A 10 minute session with your girlfriend who also happens to be your colleague can make you a better worker with a sexually gratified existence. "I like to make out in the office for 5-7 minutes. It refreshes me and helps me concentrate better at achieving deadlines," reveals Shashi Gupa who works with a MNC.

"Office make outs are very common in an age when people spend most of their time in office. Most indulge in it as a way to deal with work pressure," states Mehta.

Dressing room
You get all hot and heavy while your girl is changing in the dressing room of a clothing store? Well, why not just sneak in to give a kick to the monotony of a regular shopping spree. "I tried it once with my girlfriend when the salesperson was called away for a while. Imagine the fun you can have inside the changing room as there are mirrors everywhere. Seeing yourselves in the mirror can make you knees go jell,y so just think about all that can follow," says student, Siddharth Roy.

"Dressing rooms are great fun if you can actually figure an entry. But these days, with a lot of strict rules and surveillance cameras inserted everywhere, you may be asking for a lot of trouble if you indulge in these kind of getaways. Infact, unless you are a compleibitionist, it's best not to get involved in all this," advises Mehta. Source

Wedding Saving Passbook

 

Monica married Nick this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Nick.

When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'


Monica shared this with Nick when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made. This was what they did after certain time:

* 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Nick after marriage
* 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
* 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
* 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
* 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Nick got promoted
* ..... And so on...


However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the nastiest people in the world.... No more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!"


Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first.

Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'


Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Nick, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.


The next day, Nick gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'


They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

"When you fall in any way, don't see the place where you fell instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes."

Condom May Become thing of past

It may be time for men to split the contraceptive burden with women, for Scottish scientists have come up with a new 'Pill' that drastically reduces sperm count in men.

Professor Richard Anderson, from Edinburgh University, is on the look out for men willing to try the revolutionary hormone injections, containing progesterone and testosterone, to be given in the bum every two months.

The researcher believes that the contraceptive treatment works better than condoms, and is as effective as the female Pill.

"If this trial is successful I imagine there would be interest in looking at marketing the injection as a male contraceptive," the Sun quoted Anderson as saying.

"The surveys we have done have been very positive - and particularly positive from women. A lot of women who have taken on the reproductive and contraceptive burden think it's maybe time men took their turn.

"Even if not all men would be keen on an injection, there would definitely be a market to make such a treatment available," he added.

Anderson further said that no serious side-effects had been predicted from the year-long trial, run by the World Health Organisation. The effects of the injections were also assured to be fully reversible.

A spokesman from the Family Planning Association said: "It is important that research continues to try to give men more contraceptive choice. But it is crucial that any new contraceptive is rigorously tested to make sure that it is incredibly safe and effective." Source:The times of India

Different forms of Love

Whether you're 80 or 18, everyone just needs to be loved! Let's discover how notions of love expand and how falling in love has lost its retirement age!

We're living in a world where the age span of love is rising. From teenagers who are being told, 'How to be a Perfect Kisser', to middle-aged women who figure out '10 Ways to Please your Man in Bed' from magazines, and old couples who are advised on '20 Ways to Better Loving' – can anyone ignore love at any age? Why, even author Gabriel Garcia Marquez said, "I would prove to men how wrong they are to think that they stop falling in love as they get older, since they actually start getting older as soon as they stop falling in love."

Says relationship guru, Dr Rohit Juneja, "We're expanding our notions of love and are finding new expressions to show it; this makes us energetic and lively. The increasing divorce rate, in a way is healthy, because that shows that people don't want to be in loveless relationships."

Finally, the pursuit of love is making us get out of our comfort zone.

Desire to love: When you're 14, you don't need a reason to be in love. The love gurus have marketed love in every space of a youngster's life. At 14, for Vandana Sareen, boys are a fascinating subject. "We can't stop talking about guys. I'm in love with a boy in my class. At my age, the pressure to fall in love is intense. I don't know the difference between attraction and love yet. So, I'll just experiment."

For youngsters in the love market, it's about experimentation and glamour. Says psychologist Anu Goel, "Love in the teens is dreamy." There's an openness in the post I-pill generation. Explains marriage counsellor, Dr Kamal Khurana, "It's more fairy-tale and fantasy-like, where they think that everything is possible."

Young love
Spring is in the air; There's magic everywhere; When you're young and in love — The Marvellettes, American band

Maintenance of love : "There's hardly any maintenance required; love comes easy, and also goes easy," says psychologist Goel. "Women are more upfront in expressing love, which is all about deep intimacy, sexual longing and exploration fuelled by a consumer mentality," says Radhika Chopra, a sociologist at Delhi University. When you are young, and you fall in love, it's an illusion. For singer Hard Kaur, "Love is understanding... it's about making pancakes at three in the morning!" Why, even Rakhi Sawant is trying to look for love on India's national television. "I feel the need to find love and share my life with someone."

Middle-aged love
Love gets me every time my heart changed my mind – Shania Twain, singer

Desire to love: Even Google doesn't have a clear description of love for a middle-aged person! You're supposed to be looking after your babies and making a success of your career or having great sex outside marriage! This is the most vulnerable group; 'settled' couples feel 'unsettled', and divorce isn't uncommon, as most feel there's still time to find love. Says relationship expert Dr Rohit Juneja, "These are people living lives in quiet desperation. They want to break free. So, they start by having affairs. Monogamy is the monopoly of one individual, which leads to monotony."

Says author Kishwar Desai, who met Meghnad

Desai when she was 47. "Love happened to me. We share everything and have a deep sense of bonding!" Dr Avdesh Sharma says, "You cannot imagine how unhappy mid-lifers are with their marriages. When they meet attractive people, the chemistry is lethal. There's a craving for deep emotional intimacy in this group." So, what do men and women look for in love at this age? Says Anu Chadha, 52, accessory exporter, "I'm looking for love that is serene not heady and hip-hop." Sanjeev Khatri, VP, Queen's International Travels, believes, "Being in love makes you vivacious. For men, it's to be with someone who is emotionally and sexually attractive."

Maintenance of love : Growing up doesn't cool off desire, rather, it fires it up. "Love is about intimacy, appreciation and communication. Remove your conflicts," advises Dr Juneja. Meera Bhardwaj, a recently-married Delhi University lecturer at 42 feels, "Keeping love alive is about indulging in small romantic gestures, giving compliments and showing gratitude."

Old love
I wanna make you smile/ Whenever you're sad/ Carry you around/ When your arthritis is bad/ All I wanna do is/ Grow old with you – Adam Sandler, actor

Desire to love : Don't just blame Viagra; the desire to find love is intense at 62 for Col Raj Khanna. He says, "I lost my wife some years ago and was looking for friendship. So, when I found love for the second time, it was more about sharing." Dr Avdesh Sharma, psychiatrist, opines, "I've had men come to me, who have spouses who don't want sex. There are a lot of mismatched couples looking for emotional fulfillment. The solution is to find newness in your daily routine."

Maintenance of love : At 77, Mehtab Singh's definition of love is, "Loving stays young; the body grows old. Love can give you a glow even in your 70s." Says Dr Kamal Khurana, "Many people face the empty nest syndrome, so love in this stage has to be supportive." The need for physical intimacy is reflected in the attitude of 60- plus men in Joggers' Park, where conversations revolve around sex! Says Dr Raj Bhrambhat, sexologist, "There's new hope with Viagra. Men want sexual gratification even after 70. There's no age for love and sex. It can happen anytime." source:The Times of India

Living with a sex-addict?

When Simran started dating Rohit, she found him to be an aggressive, but a fun-to-be with lover who did everything to rock her sex life in bed. But

Is she addicted to sex? (Getty Images)

by the time they ought to speculate marriage, she realised that he wasn't a normal man with normal sexual desires.

Rather, he was a sex-addict, whose wild sex etiquettes and voracious hunger for physical intimacy was having a negative impact on their life together. Failing to cope up with his overtly insatiable sex drive, known to the world as 'Satyriasis' or 'Don Juanism', Simran had no option but to part ways with her beau.

Even for males, there's a chance that you maybe hooked to a 'nymphomaniac', who appears as - 'a loving girl for you' in the beginning. But by the time her 'sex-kitten' avatar comes to the fore it's already too late to pull up your socks. Dr. Sameer Parikh, a psychologist, defines sex addiction as a situation, "When having sex is seen as one's sole priority, leading to a neglect of the other important facets of life (e.g., working, socializing, and sleeping), an addiction or compulsion to sex. Sexual addiction and compulsivity include, any sexual behaviour which is "had" or done in an obsessive, uncontrollable, and/or irrational way that becomes self-destructive. People with this diagnosis feel, and indeed may have, little or no control over sex, and are required to go through psychological therapies and medication in some cases."

So, before you get into involved with a sex maniac, here are a few cues to help you know if you are clinging onto a sex addict or a nymphomaniac. However, remember that these are just cues and not a yardstick to make or mar your relationship.

He's a sex-addict if ...
1. Normal lovemaking session? Not for him!
He usually complains about the lack of variety in his sex life with you. Normal love making sessions never satisfy him as he demands hard core porn-star type moves and grinds. He finds bliss in numbers, be it the number of abnormal sex-positions or the number of times he wants to climax in a single night...all hinting towards his out-of-control sexual problem.

2. He's leading a double life
Do you doubt he's having a liaison with someone else only to seek sexual gratification? Do you feel cheated in his company? Does he hide his 'self-help' acts from you, only because he is going overboard with them? And despite repeatedly telling him, he simply can't control his sexual urges.

3. He constantly digs into sexual stuff
No, we are not talking about men who take pleasure in watching occasional porn or reading sex write-ups and looking at photographs, but a man who is pre-occupied with X-rated stuff even at times and places where it's strictly avoidable. It's only X-rated movies that he is interested in most of the times. If his browser history reveals out and out porn sites in chronological order and his mail box is filled with invitations from adult dating sites ...you have all the reasons to watch out for.

4. Sex on his mind!
In his diehard pursuit of sex or romantic relationships, he is neglecting his social, professional and spiritual responsibilities and development. Even the extreme fear of being inflicted by STDs is no hurdle in his sexual escapades...then you should know he's an addict.

5. He's a runaway guy!
Does he usually try to get away from you after having sex? When he desires, he wants a roller-coaster session but soon after it's over, he's filled with guilt of getting physically close to you. This sense of withdrawal is due to his awareness about the compulsive craving for sex which he fails to curb.

6. Legal troubles? Who cares!
You caught him talking over the phone in an indecent (sexually explicit) manner with someone. You get to know of some legal allegations against him for anything - ranging from having a romp at an illegal place or with someone like a prostitute or a minor. You might even find him engaging in offensive activities like voyeurism or exhibitionism. If even the prospects of getting into legal trouble fail to stop him from exercising his sexual prowess, you should be aware that you are living with an addict!

7. He's getting cynical by the day
Together with the above mentioned clues, if you find your guy living with intense negative feelings of guilt, shamefulness and remorse, the extent of being suicidal, it's only because he can't stop himself from doing what he knows is wrong not just for him but also for his loved ones.

She's a nymphomaniac if...

Is she addicted to sex? (Getty Images)

1. She's a spotlight hog
Nymphomaniac women need attention from more than just one person. She can go to any extent to be a man-magnet. So, beware if your partner is all over your friend, colleague, boss or any new male for that matter.

2. The world is sex-starved to her
That's the notion she lives in. To a Nympho, no one is oversexed, only undersexed! And she is the only one on planet Earth to satiate the sexual hunger of every sex-starved soul.

3. She's always in a relationship
Her past reveals one continuous series of relationships, overloaded with sexcapades. And the reason why she's never single is that she can't stand being alone.

Moreover, each one of her former boyfriends is stark opposite from one another, hinting towards the fact that she's not looking for that certain someone special, but for that certain anyone.

4. Sex, sex every where
No matter what you say to her, she will only decipher a sexual meaning or connotation from it to satiate her urges. She'll attach every thread of conversation with eroticism finally leading to sex.

Even your passive behaviour is no resistance to her over-charged self pouncing upon you.

5. Sex is a drug
Yes, to all her ailments, anxieties and problems the only medicine that works best is - sex. She just can't get over it. Knowingly most of the times, she fails to get over that compulsive compelling to get you into bed.

6. Too much, too soon
That's her expectation from the relationship and when we say this, we mean only her physical demands. While a normal girl is still happy with kissing and cuddling, she is already burning with a burning desire to be in bed with you...with her ruling the roost, of course!

7. Deny her and see!
Every man goes through certain 'low-drive' days, when he just fails to reciprocate his gal's passion and makes lame excuses for the next time.

But dare to deny a nympho and she'll touch the extremes of behavioural patterns, including a severe spat, depression and an acute sense of withdrawal from everything around her. Extreme suicidal tendencies will get more severe.

Expert advice:
"It is impossible for sex-addict themselves to realise the need of treatment for his state of being. In such a scenario, it is the prerogative of the other half to deal with patience and convince him/her to meet an expert for advice. Lack of treatment can not only expose the addicts to acute embarrassment, but also land them in legal troubles and wrong relations, especially in the case of women," explains physiatrist, Dr. Aruna Broota.
Source:timesofindia.indiatimes

Seducing the senses

You can touch my hair and kiss me everywhere... Does it sound too clichéd or rather boring way to seduce your partner? Are you tired of reading the

same old techniques of seduction?

Well, what about going back to the basics? And nothing can be more basic than the five senses - sense of sight, sense of smell, sense of taste, sense of hearing, sense of touch. These can really keep things sizzling hot during sex. Vatsayan would have definitely vouched for that! We get modern day experts to share more on it...

To keep the flames burning in your sex-life, you must fine-tune your seduction skills. With fingers busy, mouths, lips, tongues, noses, and eyes enticed, sensuousness will linger in every move to make you the most desirable man or woman of seduction.

Rita Gangwani, an etiquette expert, shares, "Sometimes we take the senses so much for granted that we don't really pay attention to them. Working to develop the five senses and focusing on them while making love, drawing attention to his/her sensuousness will not only enhance your own pleasure, but will give pleasure to your lover as well."

Dr. Sanjay Chugh, expert on sexual issues, says, "The seduction tips that one can employ also depends on 'overall' quality of the couple's relationship. If there is a healthy emotional and psychological bond between the two, the chances of a good sex life is high. And in case, if one incorporates a few out-of-the-box techniques, then it's definitely some icing on the cake!"

Psychiatrist Dr. Samir Parikh supports, "Couples need to keep trying to make things work for them but the key is not just trying new things, its more to be attuned to each others likes, fantasies and pleasures so that a mutually satisfying relationship could result. They can try various permutations and combinations of these seduction ways on their personalities."

On how these five senses work towards stimulating the libido of male/female partner, Dr. Parikh explains, "Most of these factors (senses) have an association in our mind, so they act as a conditioned stimulus, and can help creating the atmosphere. But the key would be the mutuality and the quality of the non-sexual life would have its direct impact on the sexual life."

Rita adds, "One must be aware to the fact that human body is bristling with sensory receptors - God's gift to humankind - it's up to us to responsibly enjoy it. One must give body the permission to celebrate what's inside; celebrate it with oneself, and with the partner. We must take time to really learn the subtle but very powerful art of seducing the opposite sex using all five senses."

These are simple yet extremely seductive ways.

SENSE OF SIGHT
It's an individual choice how you choose to decorate your bedroom but what's important here is to place care and attention on the location. Stuff like candles, silky bedding and lots of pillows and even hot lingerie can do wonders.

Expert view : This may not be possible all the time but can be reserved for those special occasions where one wants to feel and act different. Using rose petals and pillows as props can surely add to the fun!

SENSE OF SMELL
Aromatics and fragrances are the best mood setters however most of couples won't know how to make the most of it. Aromatics can work for you or against you, so make sure that you know which scents your partner enjoys. Scented candles incense or scented massage oil can excite your partner.

Expert view : Some smells/fragrances make you feel calm and relaxed and this contributes to one's state of mind while making love. A massage certainly tends to loosen you up and soothes your senses.

SENSE OF TASTE
Believe it or not, but food can be powerful aphrodisiacs. Try strawberries with whipped cream, grapes or edible lotions, chocolate syrups or honey.

Expert view : It is understood that aphrodisiacs tend to increase one's libido, desire for sex and set the right mood. Some would even reduce one's usual inhibitions and make you more comfortable, aroused and stimulated.

SENSE OF HEARING
Apart from whispering in ears and listening to your body while making love, other sounds and noises can also do the magic. Let your partner listen to an erotic story in the background pre-recorded in your voice or a romantic piece of music that fits the overall mood you are going for.

Expert view : The kind of noise, nature and type would be important, as a loud, disturbing, croaky cacophonous noise is definitely a turn off. However, some soothing, romantic music can surely get you in the naughty mood.

SENSE OF TOUCH
This happens to be the most erotic senses of all. You can add that extra sensation to this sense with silky bedding, lingerie, or even with oil massage. You may also try building up the mood with ice cube, feather, something furry or a rose bud.

Expert view : The entire human body is an erogenous zone - the neck, shoulders, arms, ear, lips...the list goes on and on! Exploring this zone and stroking it gently can certainly get your partner feel horny and increasingly passionate.

Here are some tips, suggested by the expert, to arouse your senses...

 

SIGHT
1. Move in front of the mirror, so the two of you get front-row seats for the evening show.

2. Make eye contact with each other and let each other know that you have a deep connection.

3. Porn is great, if your partner is game but do not overdo this and neither expect partner to perform like a porn star forcibly. Let it happen naturally.

4. Keep the lights soft and filtered, as too bright lighting can detract from the ambience.

5. You can even try doing a strip tease for each other on some romantic number.

SMELL
1. Pheromones, the perfume of sexual attraction (produced by your body naturally) can be a great turn-on but make sure your partner is comfortable with it.

2. Rose petals can either be stewed on the bed or you can take a sensual bath with rose petals in the tub. Other herbal aphrodisiacs like jasmine, rose and ylang ylang can also be tried.

3. Gently wipe your light bulbs with a thin coat of perfumed oil and it'll send calming or sensual scents throughout the bedroom.

4. Sprinkle dusting powder on your sheets to make them fragrant and silky. Scented sachets of lavender and rosemary also add to the air of romance.

5. Slightly menthol scented hygiene washes can be used to wash your body for that fresh tingly smell.

6. Use a mint or a mouth freshener before you kiss your partner.

TASTE
1. Get some sensual food items to bed like chocolate sauce, strawberries, grapes or whipped cream to explore the world of sexy tastes.

2. Bring a few flavored warming massage oils that come in multiple flavors like strawberry, cherry and banana. These sexy oils not only create heat and lubrication, they taste good, too!

3. Hand-feed each other fruits with curious textures, like pomegranates or lychees. The sugar and unique feel of the fruit on her lips and tongue can serve up an arousing double shot of pleasure.

4. Drink champagne from sexy champagne glasses, caress the long stem and lick each other's lips - this is mind blowing too.

5. Edible underwear in different flavors can also be experimented with.

SOUND
1. Play some slow, romantic music to get your partner in the mood for a long night of sex.
Be vocal. Moan when he/she hits the right spots during the act. These sounds boost up arousal.

2. Give him/ her little auditory arousal with some hot compliments. Do dirty talk and tell each other what you would like to do to them.

3. Try enacting a fantasy character and talk like him/ her - a fantasy lover, film star, or characters like doctor, nurse etc... just go crazy with the imagination.

4. If it's noisy outside your bedroom window, hang thick curtains to muffle the sound. Keep distractions such as the television in another room.

5. Please recheck that your bed does not make squeaky sounds.

TOUCH
1. Make your room romantic and as cosy as possible by maintaining the right temperature, as per the season.

2. Put silky/ satiny sheets on the bed, which will make the bed look instantly ready for sex. Real key is a comfortable mattress, so make sure that it's neither too hard nor too soft.

3. Hold an ice cube in your palm and as it melts, drip it down his/her abdomen.

4. A foot massage can trigger the nerves that connect with the genitals.

5. Stroke each other's hair and to further arouse this, give each other a back massage. Use feather, flowers, and petals to stroke the body and send shivers down the spine.

6. Lick each others trigger zones and breathe on the neck and ears. Blind fold your partner with silk scarf and let the game start.

Source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Software Engineer And His Wife

 

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

Extra Marital Affairs

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 4th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 5th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

Wishful Thinking

Gwen was one of those UGLY women, so she never had a boyfriend.

So she went to a psychic for help.



Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life.

But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at

your feet.



Gwen left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she

thought: "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins"

She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But, incredibly Gwen didn't die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted.

As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well,

and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings.

Feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and

said:

"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!,... ONE AT A TIME!"

Chinese Call Centre (Funny)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me.. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for
this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.... ...

Extra Marital Affairs

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 4th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 5th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

3 Newly Married Daughters

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time
period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would
get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a
few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after
the wedding.

The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her
kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

Nescafe Rich Blend Coffee, 475g It said: "Good till
the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week
after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"

 

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes, and she read from the pack:

"Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy
for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in
Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another
week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the
words "Air Pacific"

Mom took out her latest Fiji Living magazine, flipped
through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for AP.
The ad said:

"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Mom fainted!.

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Tips to lure a woman

Finding it hard to land a date? Well, Sydney writer Sam de Brito's new book, 'Building a Better Bloke' might just help.

Brito has admitted that he has had his share of dud dates - partly because his past approach to dating involved getting drunk. But now, he has made a few adjustments when it comes to luring the opposite sex. And he has urged other men to do the same in his new book.

"I'm not trying to teach men how to be a pick-up artist or a stud, I want to show men how to build self-esteem, build a life for themselves - which in turn will attract women," the Courier Mail quoted Brito, as saying.

According to the 39-year-old, his generation has lost the art of communicating with women. "Guys have fallen through the cracks. We like to think of men as bold and confident and a lot of them aren't," he said.

He said that for some, the biggest fear in life is approaching and striking up a conversation with a woman. In this case, he has suggested practice and a sense of humour is the key. The catch phrase of his book is: "Find a life and you'll find love". "The biggest thing is not to look cool, but to have a life with lots of interests. Get involved in your life, look after yourself, and you're primed to meet someone," he said.

He said that good manners and keeping clean are also important. "Be a gentleman. Respect yourself. Even if you're funny and charming, you're not going to get far with a woman if you smell," he said.

Besides clean sheets and clean fingernails, Building a Better Bloke also reminds men of the simple things, like holding a door open for women.

So, the ten tips to lure a woman are:

Stay healthy
Don't abuse alcohol or drugs
Have a job that means something to you
Be busy with your own activities
Be well groomed and clean
Have a sense of humour
Talk to women as individuals, not as a gender
Be a gentleman
Don't mix with loser friends.
Have a clean bedroom, clean sheets - and a lamp to create romantic lighting Source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Spicier vacation sex

Want to pep up your love life? Well, then all you need to do is plan a 'vacation' sex with your partner, for it can do wonders for your heart, mind, and soul, according to a new research.

Sex on a holiday allows you to get away from pressures, distractions, worries and responsibilities — basically, any of those libido-killers that affect your love life most days of the year, reports the Daily Telegraph

While on vacation, you can totally devote yourself to nurturing your sexual needs and desires — and to attending to those of your lover.

This is one of the reasons the vast majority of American marriage counsellors recommend a regular weekend away as the one thing that can help a marriage, especially a struggling one.

Vacation is the best place to get 'sexperimental'. People love having sex in new places. This is in large part because of the neurotransmitter dopamine.

When people have new experiences, dopamine spikes in the brain, triggering lust. And with that, many are willing to try something new and exciting.

In a new, romantic, or exotic place, lovers can rediscover one another. In trying different restaurants or embarking on a variety of nightlife activities, every evening that you're away feels like a date night, each with its own distinct backdrop.

All of this enhances lovers' moods, helping them to feel better about one another and more connected.

When you make the time for nothing but loving, that's hopefully what you're going to get – and lots of it.

Sex will breed the desire for more sex, making both partners feel better about their sex life and the relationship.

This is both for couples already content with their sex life and those hoping their vacation will make for some romance repair.
Source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Bedroom blunders

When you're in bed with your lover, the last thing you want to do is turn them off. That said, here are a few common blunders that you should not commit...

1. Not kissing
Believe it or not, many people (and this includes women) don't kiss their partner when they're having sex. Why? Perhaps because the positioning doesn't allow for it or they are too eager to climax and feel that it might break the rhythm.

Nevertheless, it is highly recommended that you make an effort to kiss your partner during the act - it will only add to the experience.

2. Biting before your partner's ready
While many people enjoy an aggressive partner, biting any part of their body before they are aroused may lead to pain and discomfort (and might even lessen the chances of any further action ) or simply scare them off.

So make sure your partner is fully excited before you bite their ear, shoulders, neck or any other part of their body.

3. Ignoring everything but sexualised parts
Genitals are great, no doubt, but you should definitely pay attention to other parts of your lover's body and focus for some time on their entire body - knees, wrists, back and stomach are highly erogenous zones for men as well as women.

Gently caressing these areas will help excite your partner further; in turn, increasing the chances of them pleasuring you back.

4. Putting your weight on your partner
Even if you're a girl! It's okay to lose yourself in the moment every once in a while and go crazy on your lover. But when you're lying on top of them, you have to be careful not to drop your weight on them.

Chocking them or hindering their ability to breathe will anyway kill the moment and any chances of some good action.

5. Climaxing too soon/too late
This one is especially for men. You need to have good control on your muscles to ensure that you can ejaculate at an appropriate time. Too soon and you may leave your partner unsatisfied; too late and it might leave your partner feeling as if they're pumping iron at the gym.

To avoid this, spend a lot more time on foreplay (this will help men as well as women). If you take too long and can only ejaculate via manual stimulation, do your best to get your partner to orgasm and then they can return you the favour.

6. Not warning your partner before you climax
If you're going to let go - and this applies even to women - whether during oral sex or intercourse, you need to tell your partner beforehand. Something as simple as "I'm going to let go," will suffice. Your partner deserves to know.

7. Treating sex like porn
Although some couples enjoy having raunchy sex, you'd be wise to talk to your partner before you engage in such behaviour. If you begin being nasty with your lover without knowing if they like it first, chances are the scenario won't end on a happy note.

8. Staying quiet
Do you like to hear it when your partner is having a good time? So pay them the same respect and speak up when you're enjoying yourself.

Something as simple as a little moan, or even saying something like, "that feels so good," will encourage them and educate them further on your moan zones.

9. Mechanical act
It may feel comfortable to you to pump away like you do at the gym, but you'll quickly discover that most people don't enjoy such an act. Mix it up a little bit; go fast at times, then slowly. Be creative and you'll find yourself enjoying some variation too.
Source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Vastushastra for Loveshastra !

Mahima is head over heels in love with Manav. Right from their compatibility quotient to a rocking sex life, everything was as good as a fairy tale

till they shifted into their new home, only to realise that their enviable chemistry was gradually losing its fizz.

In the serene ambience of their new habitat, the once compatible twosome found their mushy pillow talks and heightened sexual escapades being replaced with a grave like stillness. They finally consulted Vastu experts who pointed out that love nest wasn't an ideal comfort zone for them as per the laws of Vastushastra .

Enjoying a satisfying relationship (mentally and sexually) involves far more than a great sexual prowess and understanding between the partners. Even external factors, including your home, have the potency to create unnecessary chaos in your love life, irrespective of your compatibility quotient.

So here we explore Vastushastra , the magical science of interiors, to make your bedroom conducive for a physically, mentally and most importantly sexually gratifying life.

Expert speak: Vikram, a Vastu consultant, puts forward the significance of embracing Vastu in one's bedroom. Directions play a major role in creating an aura of passion, tranquility and rest, which are very important for your love life to go smoothly. With a few minor changes in your bedroom's decor, a couple can perfectly harmonise the universal life force and promote the flow of warm and sensual energies. The changes would depend on the favourable and unfavourable directions and the elements related to them.

Another Vastu consultant, Dr. Puneet Sharma, elucidates on the various aspects of our personal lives that can be greatly improved by Vastu , which is a science that reforms the external influences to bring a positive change in a person's life, including his relationship with the spouse, power of conception and even progeny. It also facilitates a healthy, calm and relaxed state of mind. For example, even Hindu religious scriptures consider the North-easterly direction as unsuitable for conception. Communion in this direction can result in anything from a miscarriage to a mentally retarded or a physically unfit off spring as opposed to the South-west direction which is ideal for conception.

Besides experimenting with the bedroom's direction, Vastushastra also heralds the importance of creating a constant aura of peace and tranquility at a holistic level. Rakesh Chawla from the Institute of Vastukala explains, "The bedroom is linked with the intimacy of a loving relationship. A cluttered bedroom increases the probability of you and your partner being exhausted most of the time, leaving no time for a sensual union. If you do not keep it clean at both visible and invisible levels, then you will feel that you are getting churlish and loosing sleep"

Interestingly, not just its directions, but also the decorative items placed in the bedroom, including artifacts, paintings, mirrors, statues etc. have a direct bearing on your life. For example, an aromatic candle kept in the South-east direction adds to the excitement level. On the same lines, the incorrect placement of a mirror in the bedroom induces the feeling of infidelity in either of the two partners. Similarly, a couple of love birds or doves on the bed rest inculcate feelings of togetherness.

If the above mentioned gyaan has set you revamping your bedroom, here are some quick tips:

Direction wise:
House: The North-East, North, South-West and South are the best directions for a house to be located at to ensure compatibility between couples as all kinds of positive energies rest here.

Bedroom: A bedroom located in the South-West direction of the home is considered the best, as it is the direction of the Earth element, which promotes love and bonding. Also, due to the fact that the Sun sets in this direction, it ensures sound sleep. A bedroom should always be in a square or rectangular shape and its Eastern corner should be kept clutter free and open.

Avoidables: South-East is an absolute no-no as it can lead to friction, fights and even impotency in the partner. The North-East is a high-energy direction, due to the presence of the fire element making it an ideal place for spiritual activities. Leading a marital life in God's abode is considered as an offence. The North West direction is the zone of the vayu (air) element, which can promote confusion, double mindedness and even an extra-marital affair in some cases.

Bed: The ideal place for the bed is the South-West direction of your bedroom. It is advised to have a wall behind the head rest, rather than an open window as it interrupts sound sleep while a steady wall promotes a sense of security. Avoid placing your bed between two doors as it can lead to restlessness in your lives.

Communion: The North-East direction is not at all suitable for conception, while the South-West direction is considered to be the best.

Decor wise:
Lighting: Lights play an important role in influencing your mood and thereby affecting your sex life. So, avoid any kinds of glaring lights in the bedroom as it can act as an irritant. Arrange for some soothing light fixtures to create a warm atmosphere.

Colours: Yes, red is the colour of passion and love, hence, it as an ideal hue to be incorporated in your bedroom. But, to a certain extent, too much of red can enforce irritability and anger between the partners. The walls can be painted in light hues, though the ideal combination for a bedroom is a green base with a turquoise tinge, which can be brought in by having your upholstery in that particular shade.

The stability of blue, the energy of red comes together in purple, which is the colour of emotion. Use this colour if you are looking forward to a long lasting and highly satiating love making session. Also, the bed sheets and bedcovers can be in blue as it is the colour of Venus, the God of love. Avoid black and grey, while yellow and pink are good options, especially during the first five years of a marriage.

Pictures: Beautiful pictures of couples are great sources for feelings of togetherness. However, paintings of war, incomplete human or animal forms, scavengers etc. can inculcate negative energies, hence they should be avoided.

 

Mirrors: Be it for decoration or a utility purpose, a mirror should not be placed opposite to the foot of the bed, particularly while you

you are sleeping. It can encourage arguments and feelings of infidelity due to a split in the energy.

 

Though looking at your self in the mirror while having sex can be rejuvenating. So, the moment you decide to sleep, just move the mirror or cover it with a curtain.

 

Flowers: Fresh flowers, especially roses are great mood boosters, so go ahead and let them create the magic for you.

Candles: Placing an aromatic candle in the South-East direction allows love energies to flow in.

 

Do's & Don't's

1. Keeping fruits like grapes and pomegranate into the bedroom can add to the stimulus of love.
2. Chinese signs called Mystic knots work well to pep up your sex life, when placed in the South-West direction.
3. Avoid any beam/column in the ceiling just above your bed as it sucks out the energy. One way for "lifting" this effect energetically is to hang bells from beams or slanted ceilings. If not, they can also be de-energised by special energy shields.
4. Avoid keeping any source of water near the head of the bed. Be it a glass full of water or a painting of water fall...all kinds of water-y things should be kept away.
5. The bedroom should be used only for the purpose it is meant for. Keep all other activities away from it.
6. All of us store different energies inside us. So don't welcome any stranger in your bedroom as it is a private place and can be easily affected by the stranger's negative or diseased energies.
7. Don't keep any pickle or sour thing in the bedroom.
8. Pointed and sharp edged objects like a knife, scissors etc. should be kept away from the bedroom to make it conducive for the purpose it is meant for. Source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Tips to Boost bedroom pleasures

During the initial stages of a relationship. when the two parties involved are just about getting to discover each other, it is usually not such a

problem when it comes to having an exciting time in the bedroom.

But, as you get familiar with each other's bodies, the sex can get slightly monotonous and in some cases the sizzle is completely lost. However, this does not mean it's the end of your sex life or that you can't reignite the passion.

Read on for tips on how you can add some serious spice to your love life:

Just met
Pretend you and your partner have just met each other. Put yourself in a stranger's shoes and view your partner from a new perspective. This will help you realise that he or she is still very appealing. If he or she is still getting the look from a complete stranger, it means they still have the spark.

On your part you need to find it again. In fact, let him or her in on the role playing as well. The two of you should play a little game whereby you pretend to be strangers and it's all you need to get that added excitement.

Tease please
Nothing turns on a man or woman more than teasing them. This does not mean you get snide, it means you get playfully flirtatious. For example, you could sneak in little kisses or flirt with your partner while he or she is leaving for the office or do it in public where they know you're flirting with them, but can't do anything about it.

The advantage of this is, they know what you have in mind and because you were teasing him or her about it, once you are alone with them, they'll work the magic.
The mood
If you're in the mood to make love, do it. What happens often is that even though people might crave being with their partner , they avoid doing so because they might be busy or they feel inhibited. But the truth is, if you feel like it, go get it!

Surprise your partner one day and steal him or her away from their duties for an hour or so. In fact, they might enjoy it so much that they would want a repeat performance once they get home.

Use technology The internet and today's fast paced world has helped people in every aspect of their life. So use it to spice up your sex.
 
life as well. You can send him or her explicit text messages or emails. However, keep it graceful; there is a thin line between sexy and vulgar and you need to be sexy not the latter.

 

The email or message will be playing on your partner's mind the entire day and by the time they see you, it will be very hard for him or her to keep their hands off you.

 

Forget real life

If both you and your partner are always too busy for each other because of your work, take a break. Yes, work is a priority but you need to balance things in life. Take a weekend off and go to a place where the two of you can forget all about real life and just focus on reigniting your bedroom passion.

 

Once the weekend is over you can return to your responsibilities, but you probably won't mind so much because of the fabulous weekend you had.

 

Surprises

If you have never done anything naughty with your partner, start now. Surprise him or her with a special dance (if you do know how to shake those hips), or in the case of women go buy some seriously suggestive lingerie. Your partner will not be able to resist.

 

Surrender

One sure way to have a memorable sexual experience is to let go of all inhibitions. Tell your partner you are at their mercy and allow him or her to do whatever they would like to you (as long as nobody is getting hurt).

 

It will not only help you in the bedroom but once all inhibitions are gone and dealt with, even your relationship will improve. Source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

 

What women don't want before sex ?

Most women have a long list of 'don'ts' that they want their man to know. So, instead of second guessing, just read this list and read her mind the next time you both are getting intimate.

Sloppy music
Music is the clincher as you get set to hit the sack. As you turn down the lights and turn on a little mood music, choose what you are making your gal listen to carefully. What you play may be an indication about
where the night is headed. Avoid anything too girly (Madonna, Avril Lavigne, Miley Cyrus) and do not play music with clear sexual overtones ("Let's Get It On," "Sexual Healing," "I Wanna Sex You Up").

Turn off the phone
Have you ever answered a call mid-way during sex and lived to regret it? Turn your phone off while getting intimate with your lady love. Interruptions can really put a damper on your sexual tempo, and if it is your mom calling, your girl is probably putting on her jacket and getting ready to leave.

Groping is out
Well, even though you might want to lay your hands on your gal, be recommend you exercise caution. Grabbing her boobs, pinching her ass or ripping open her clothes is a big turn off. Moving randomly from
body part to body part is thoroughly confusing and never gives your girl a chance to get into the mood. Move slowly from one body part to the next -- lightly caressing first, then with increased passion.

Begging
Most women have clearly defined limits, before the date about just how how far she is willing to go, but men can change their minds. At the end of the evening, give her a passionate kiss to sweep her off her feet. This is when she may just reconsider going home with you. If she still isn't interested and expresses a clear discontent, do not whine or beg. If you beg, you will never get a second chance --ever.

Being in a hurry
Women take a lot of time to feel sexually into the moment. Most women loved being kissed, touched, caressed, and more than two minutes to reach the big O. So take time to focus on her. If you aren't satisfying her, she could get frustrated (or bored) and call it a night.

Don't keep looking at the watch
It takes time to get a woman going. She needs kissing, touching, caressing, and more than two minutes to reach orgasm. If you have moved past the make-out stage and the clothes are coming off, take time to focus on her. If you aren't satisfying her needs, your gal may just get frustrated and bored and call it a night.

Sloppy kissing
It doesn't matter how hot a dude is, if he can't kiss well, he ain't getting past first base. When you lean in for the first end-of-the-date smooch, remember to control your tongue. Don't unnecessarily lick her teeth, chin, cheeks, forehead, etc., and try not to stick it down her throat. It's a major turn off for women. Also, ensure you have pleasant breath, bad breath sucks!

Dull conversation
All women dig compliments, but too many "Oh babys" can mar her mood. Going over-the-top with banter is a clear sign that the conversation is fake and forced. Concentrate on being your natural self. If things are really becoming passionate, don't ask unnecessary questions: "Do you like it when I kiss you?" "Does my hand feel good on your body?" Her responses will tell you if you are impressing her enough.

Keep your hands off when she's not in the mood
Women get turned off by men who can't keep their hands off them. Do not hand her a glass of wine, turn on some music, lower the lights and then stick your hand in her pants. You'll just be regarded as a horny dude!

Asking for permission
Most girls like a man who loves taking charge, so when you ask for permission every step of the way you come across as a weak wimp. Asking her "May I please kiss you?" at the end of a date, or "Are you
OK?" when kissing is a major dampner. Rather analyse the situation; if she's really into it, be a man and take the plunge. Source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Adult Story - Sex with sister

She was alone in the house and enjoying her
bath. The shower was soothing.
Prakash, her younger brother, was six years younger than her. He
looked at her tits like he wanted to eat them. Her hands crawled all
over her wet, naked flesh. She cupped her firm tits and pinched her
nipples. Both hands trailed down to her crotch. The fingers of one
hand slipped between the parted lips of her cunt. With her other
hand she fingered her swollen clit.
She slowly finger-fucked herself. She had an incredibly narrow waist
and flat stomach, which accentuated her hips, and the jutting round
globes of her perfectly shaped tits.
She gasped frantically as her hands worked to bring herself to a
climax. But now she knew she couldn't stop herself. Her back
arched, and her hips bucked frantically. She probed her pussy with
two fingers, pinching her clit at the same time with her other hand.
She knew she was just seconds away from climax.
Moaning and mewling hysterically, she suddenly felt like she wasn't
alone. Realizing that she had not closed the door to the bathroom,
thinking she was home alone, she glanced over and saw her younger
brother Prakash in the doorway, staring at her naked body.
All the sexual arousal quickly drained out of her body. She hid her
breasts and the crotch with her hands, trying to hide her nakedness
from him. But that left a lot of the bulging flesh of the full and
her rather ample oversized breasts outside the palms and most of the
area of the crotch except the cunt exposed.
"Prakash, what are you doing here!" she shouted at him, moving her
palm to cover her tits fully with her hands. "Don't you believe in
seeing if there is someone inside before you come in?"
Prakash grinned sheepishly. He looked down at his feet.
"I ... I couldn't help it," he said. "You look sexy, Alka."
"You shouldn't even be looking at me!" she yelled, enraged at
him. "I'm your own sister!"
Prakash couldn't stop starting at her. His eyes darted over her wet
thighs. In the excitement she did not notice that the palm covering
her cunt had exposed a portion of the patch of her bush. The task of
covering both the breasts was even more difficult and all that she
could manage was just to cover the two nipples and leave the rest of
the breasts to his gaze. Looking at the bush and the breasts made
him hard. She knew that it was useless to try to cover her breast
and the cunt. So she turned around. That was even worse because her
ass, which was her best asset, was for him to see, ass and the crack
between the cheeks and all. She gave up and turned around still
covering just the two nipples and a portion of the bush.
By now Prakash had come in and was standing in front of the towel
rod on which she had hung the towel. As she faced him, Alka could
see the lump in his crotch. He had a hard-on.
"What's happening here?" She asked herself. "We aren't supposed to
be feeling this way. He's my own brother. Why should I feel this
way just because he's staring at my naked body?" But Alka couldn't
deny the strange feeling in her pussy that seemed to be caused by
her younger brother's stares.
"You act like you've never seen a woman's body naked before," she
said to him softly. The anger had vanished. And she was surprised to
hear how coy, even seductive, her own voice sounded. It was almost
as if she was teasing him. Prakash was blushing.
"I haven't," he said shyly. "I mean, not a real woman. Only
pictures, movies."
Suddenly Alka's sisterly warmth for him began to come out. She sat
up on the feet high wall in the middle of the bath area and extended
her arms toward him. Her wet body was covered with soft bubbles.
"Prakash, you should've told me," she said. "I didn't mean to shout
at you like that. Come here. Let me give you a hug."
Slowly her brother came over to the wall, still blushing. He got
down on his knees. Alka put her arms around him. He moved to between
her outstretched thighs.
"What am I doing?" she wondered. "This is wild and exciting, but we
shouldn't be doing it at all!"
"Oh, I'm going to get you all wet," she said, pretending to draw
back.
But Prakash's hands caught her naked back and wouldn't let her move
away. Alka's lips were just inches from his cheek.
"It's okay," he said in a hoarse voice. "I don't mind."
"Prakash, you're staring at my tits. I would have pushed you out if
I had known that you would be string at my bare breasts."
She knew that he knew that it was a lie. She made no effort to cover
her breasts or the cunt.
"I can't help it, Alka. I just want to keep looking at them."
"If I let you touch them, will you be satisfied and stop staring and
go away and let me finish my bath?"
"Yes."
"Okay just touch them. But don't do anything more with my breasts."
Slowly, his hands came around her body to her tits. Her firm young
tit globes were wet and covered with bubbles, but he cupped them
anyway, and squeezed them gently. Alka felt waves of sexual arousal
flow through her body.
"Now go away. Let me finish my bath."
"You did not say how long you will let me touch them. Please Alka
let me touch them a little longer."
"Okay. But then you should go away."
"I promise."
She looked down at his hands over her breasts. It was just too much
to let her own brother touch her breasts.
"It is firm but at the same time soft," he said as if he had made a
discovery. He pressed the breasts and watched it as it regained the
shape as he took his fingers away. Nobody had played with her
breasts as Prakash was doing now. He was like a child playing with a
costly toy under the supervision of an elder. The pressure on her
breasts was getting more and more.
"Tell me if what I am doing is uncomfortable or if they hurt."
"They don't. But you have to stop now. I have to finish my bath."
"Are they always hard like this?" he asked strumming her already
hardened nipples.
"No. they get hard only when I am sexually aroused."
"Like when someone sucks them?" he looked at her.
"That's no way to talk to your elder sister."
"Tell me."
"Yes."
He rolled the nipples between the thumb and the fore finger and
pulled it gently.
"I once saw you and Raj in the backseat of the car. I think he had
come to drop you after the second show. You kept telling him you
won't let him do anything but in the end he made you do what he
wanted."
"We never did it in the house, not even in the car."
"You shagged him that day. He was fingering you all the time."
"You really are a lecher. You are not supposed to peep on your
sister."
"I am sorry. But I have a confession to make."
"What?"
"I wasn't alone that day. We were smoking in the garage and that's
when we saw the car coming."
"Don't tell me that you let someone watch me shagging a guy's cock.
And who was with you that day?"
"My friend Kishore."
"How can you let him watch your sister? No wonder he is always
staring at me these days."
She was panicking now.
"Don't worry. How can I tell him that he can't watch you when we spy
on his sister nearly every day?"
The story as getting curious.
"I thought her husband is away in Dubai."
"Yes. But he is not the only male in Hyderabad."
"You mean that she has a secret lover?" she asked, the curiosity
very prominent now.
He continued to squeeze her breasts as they talked. She was enjoying
the sensation.
"You will have to stop playing with my boobs sometime now. I have to
finish my bath and our parents may also come anytime now."
He continued to squeeze the breasts.
"Tell me abut his sister."
"I told you everything. They meet everyday at the same time when her
mother sleeps and the father is away at the hop. She doesn't let him
come to her house for far of getting caught. Their house is next to
her parents'"
"Do they fuck everyday?"
"Yes, many times a day."
"How long each day?"
"May be n hour. He delays it when he is about to cum and then
resumes it. They do it for a long time every time."
"Lucky bitch. She must be a very horny woman.
"They have become hard and darker now." He pointed to her nipples.
It was true that the aureoles around the nipples had puckered and
become dark. Her nipples were pale brown. Now they were a shade
darker.
"They look so suckable."
"Don even think of sucking my nipples," she tried pushing him away.
Before she knew it, Prakash was bending his head to them. She felt
his mouth, just before it fastened on one of her nipples and sucked
sharply, soap bubbles and all.
"Ahhhhhh!" she gasped with pleasure and surprise.
"Oh, Prakash!"
Her brother attacked her tingling tit as if he was afraid it would
escape. Alka arched her back, pushing the firm tit flesh into his
face. Her nipple sprang erect inside his mouth.
"Prakash, it's got soap all over it!" she whispered.
"I don't care," he gasped.
But Alka pulled back.
"At least let me wash off the soap."
She smiled, pouring water all over her tits.
The sight of the water cascading over her beautiful naked tits was
more than her brother could take. He grasped them in both hands and
began sucking her nipples wildly. Alka moaned softly with pleasure,
digging her fingers into his scalp.
"Oh God, Prakash, yes, suck them, suck them hard! Please! Ohhhhhh!"
She couldn't believe how exciting it was to have him so passionately
sucking and gnawing her throbbing tits. He was trying to swallow
them. The sensations nearly sent Alka over the edge. She was
moaning uncontrollably before she knew it. Her body squirmed and
splashed water all over her brother. But nothing could stop him from
squeezing and sucking her tits and biting her nipples until she was
nearly insane with lust.
"Ohhhnnnn, Prakash, you're driving me crazy!" she panted.
"Me too," he said.
Just then they heard the noise of an approaching car and the sound
of the gate being opened. The bathroom was in the front of the house
on the first floor. Prakash went to the ventilator and peeped.
"Shit, its tem. Let me get out."
He went to Alka and hugged her and suddenly kissed her full on the
lips.
"You have to go now." She pushed him.
"Let me kiss you before I go."
He put his lips on hers and kissed. Suddenly she opened her lips ad
waited. He put his tongue inside her mouth. She was more experienced
than him. She immediately sucked his tongue and pushed him away.
"I am sorry but you have to go now."