Sharat - Shayari

shararat na hoti shikayat na hoti
nayno mme kisi ke nazakat na hoti
na hoti bekarari na hote hum tanha
jo jahan me kambakht mahobat na hoti
na hote ye sapne ye khwabo ki duniya
kisi ko chahat ki tamanna na hoti
na zulfo ki chhaya na phoolo ki khushboo
yado me unki yu rate na katti
jo na hoti mahobat ye ansu na hote
dil bhi na khota aaj tanha na rota
majnu si apani ye halat na hoti
jo jaha me kambakht mahobbat na hoti

 

 

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Kissing is an art, one most master
Kissing slowly is better than faster

Kiss me slowly
Kiss me tenderly
Kiss me sweetly

Kiss me on the lips
Down to my finger tips

Delicately sample my nipples
Kiss it, tease it, rather simple

When done right, let me be precise
Kissing itself can be rather very nice

Kiss me slowly
Kiss me tenderly
Kiss me sweetly

Kiss my body inch by inch
Till it tickles and starts to flinch

Kiss me in the left and right ear
Whisper sweet words of passionate care

Kiss me by the neck
With little kisses called pecks

Kiss me hungrily in the mouth
Hear my groaning delicious shouts

Kiss me below and yonder
Till my juices begin to ponder
And turn on fire with desire

Kiss me slowly
Kiss me tenderly
Kiss me sweetly
Kiss me once, twice, thrice
Oooo! These kisses are very nice

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Jokes for Entertainment and Fun

A man telephoned an airline office in New Delhi and asked, How long does it take to fly to Australia?

The Clerk said, "Just a minute...." "Thank you!" the man said and hung up.

 

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Passenger asked a flight attendant, "How high is this plane, Miss?"

The flight attendant replied, "About thirty-two thousand feet."

The passenger's jaw dropped in amazement. "Who'd have belive it? And could you tell me how wide it is?"

 

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A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies So, when he was approaching a field during the nighttime, instead of making any official request to the tower, he said, "Guess Who?"

The Controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess Where!"

Jokes for Entertainment and Fun

Accountant Jokes:

 

Why do accountants make good lovers?
Ther're great with figures!

 

 

Why don't accountants read novels?
Because the only number in them are page nunbers!
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How advertiser do it?

Advertiser do it publicly.

Advertiser use the "new, improved" method.

Advertiser just do it.

Advertiser do it with in thirty seconds.

Advertiser do it originally.

Advertiser do it with promises to be the best.

Advertiser do it with a lot of noise.

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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

source:thisismyindia