Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?'
He said: "my wife makes me pay Rs 1,000/- for every fuk!"
Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges others Rs 2,500/-"
Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
Boyfriend: "ignore him"
GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"
Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency.
Angry maid says, " atleast am better than you in bed."
Lady (amzed): " Did sahab tell you this?"
Maid: "No, the driver did."
What is common between a passionate kiss and a spider?
" Both lead to the undoing of the fly".
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
" After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
Eve: " Adam, do you love me?"
Adam: " No, I don't."
Eve (crying): " Then why did you make love to me?"
Adam: " Hello!!! As if I had other choices."
A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is 300% impotent?
The doc asks "how 300%?"
She sayz: "you know about the 100%, and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."
25 useless things in a man:
20 nails
02 nipples that don't milk
02 balls that you cannot play with. &
01 cock that does not lay egg.
Teacher: "why buffaloes get depressed after milking?
Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours & then you are left unfucked how would feel?
Policeman arrested a prostitute?
Prostitute: "I'm not selling sex!
Policeman: "Then what are you doing?"
Prostitute: "I'm selling condoms and offering free demo.
Life is like a penis?
Sometimes up, sometimes down,
Sometimes hard, sometimes soft,
Sometimes big, sometimes small,
Sometimes in, sometimes out,
So ENJOY penis? oooooops ENJOY LIFE.
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