15 Rules that Delhi lives by

 1. The Other Side Law:

If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.

2. The Queue Nahin Rule:

If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.

3. The Mind Over Matter Law:

If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.

4. The Auto Axiom:

If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.

5. The In Spit Of Thing:

The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.

6. The Cinema Hall Fact:

If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.

7. The Brotherhood Law:

If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister.

8. The Baraat Right:

When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.

9. The Heart Of Things:

If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my maldeformed chest into the depths of my soul.

10. The Name Game:

It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the nicknames of my children.

11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:

When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.

12. The Chill Bill Move:

When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.

13. The Ogling Stare

If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chic that passes by, you're gay.

14. The Bus Karo Law:

If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.

15. The VIP Rule:

There are only 6 important persons in this city-Me, I, Myself, Main, Mainu, Assi
 
 

Adult story - Jija salli (relation between brother and sister in law) Concluding Part II

Cheenu didi was closeted with her hubby and my Jiju for long. I and
Rashmi Bhabhi pulled them away. KD Jija was also eyeing Cheenu didi
and saying that he will get her pound off flesh tonight. Cheenu didi
laughed and said you can take all the flesh. Most of the guests had
gone and it was decided that we will also leave next day by morning
train. It was dinner time and gallis time and Basanti and Rashmi
bhabhi took the lead in abusing there nandoi. KD Jija was given
galli with name of her sister saroj sunita and sarala. Basanti sang ,
Saroj Rani hain Pakki chinar unke gahr main dod dwar ek jaye age
dossr pichvade bach anhi koi naua kanahar( Saroj , sister of KD is a
top slut, she has tow doors , one in front and other behind, she has
not left any body waterman, barber everybody enjoys her) . Rashmi
Bhabi taragted my hubby, main tummse puchu tumhri bahna ke bil min
tumhari Guddo ke bil main unki bur main kya kya amay mhallle ke ab
gadhe samay tumhare sab salle samaye ( I ask what your sister takes
in her cunt, in her pussy, she take cock of of all the donkeys of her
area she devours cock of all your brother in laws ). We all knew it
is last night together and it made it very hot.

Cheenu was grabbed by my hubby and KD Jija and as I was made to
devour two Lund together last night Cheenu was fucked and buggered.
But Ravi Jiju was richer. I along with Rashmi bhabhi provided him
company for night. Rashmi Bhabhi teased me. Salliyon kya tumhi jija
ka maja le sakti ho salhaj ko nandoi ka lund nahi chauiye. And ia
ccepted yes she has as much right on her Nandoi's Lund as I have on
my jija. Both of us stripped Ravi Jiju and kissed and licked his
Lund together. Rashmi Bhabhi will lick the balls and I will suck the
shaft. Some times two sahelis sharing a lollipop we will lick his
supara together. We were kissing his asshole rubbing his , Lund on
our gore gore gaal and Jiju could not take it further. He made me go
on all fours and in one shove his mighty lund was doing chudai of my
bur. Rashmi bhabhi was caressing my choonchi, pinching my tits and
will goad her nandoi to fuck me hard. With so much teasing Jiju was
like a bull and his lund was ramming my choot like a piston. My choot
too was greedily squeezing it rubbing it and I was moving my chootar.

I must have come twice or thrice but Jiju was not going to cum.
Rashmi Bhabhi who was caressing his gaand pushed her fingers inside
hard. She started fucking him and soon her finger pressed her
pressure point and he came, no he exploded. His Lund kept on cuming
and it not only flooded my choot but my thighs were also drowned.
After that it was number of Rashmi Bhabhi. Jiju while fucking her
tried to finger fuck he big gaand but bhabhi protested too much. I
winked at him and whispered to concentrate on fucking her choot. Now
Jiju brought her almost close to orgasm but stooped. He will flirt
with her clit pull her nipples and rub her clit with base of his
Lund. Now Bhabhi was begging for his lund. Jiju made her go on all
fours and fucked her hard. I too was pulling her tits as if I'm
milking her. Bhabhi kept on coming but Jiju continued her chudai
unabated. She was exhausted and only then he spilled. He came not
only in her choot but brought out his Lund and made her big choonchis
white. I spread it around. Bhabhi was lying with Jiju's cum in her
cunt and thighs. I told Bhabhi that I can not let Jiju's precious cum
go waste. I went over her and started lapping and licking her cum
filled choot. My fingers will caress her labia and my tongue with
silken touch will just tease her choot. Soon she was mad. She was
begging me to suck her hard and who was I to deny my bhabhi. I parted
her cunt lips and pushed my tongue deep. I was licking wall of her
choot full of feel of Jiju's Lund and made taste double. Soon she too
had started licking me and we continued doing 69. When I paused for a
breather and looked up Jiju was sitting with his Lund in full
erection looking at our Sapphic play. But his eyes were riveted on
Bhabhi's gaand. I knew what he wanted. I gave him a thumbs up sign
and pointed toward sBhabhi's gaand. He nodded smiling. Who was to
deny y Jiju. My tongue came out and fro rubbing her clit I went to
her asshole. She was wriggling but my tongue was teasing Bhabhi
there. I took out a lot of saliva and let my tongue took it to
Bhabhi's asshole. At that time my fingers were rolling pulling
pinching her pink swollen clit so she was going mad. Bhabhi too was
sucking my choot hard. I brought back my tongue to choot and again
pushed it in. I lubricated it with Bhabhi's juices and Jijus; cum
still in Bhabhi's s choot and brought it back to bhabhis gaand. After
licking her there for some time my fingers took charge and I slowly
pushed one finger in. Bhabhi was almost going berserk with my sucking
and licking. Now my tongue was fucking her choot and index finger was
fucking her gaand. When she will be on the brink I will lift my face
from her choot blow a bit and start very slowly. But I realized time
is ripe. I took her clit between my lips and started sucking. I had
called Jiju closer whose Lund was almost near Bhabhis gaand. My lips
were sucking nibbling tongue was flirting and she was on the verge. I
parted her gaand and Jiju now his Lund coated with Vaseline, pushed.

I bit her clit and she came. And at the same time Jiju shoved his
Lund in side her gaand, tearing her sphincter. She could not do
anything as my full weight was on her and with my full force I was
holding her chootar. Jiju too was holding her waist and in second
attempt half of Lund was in. She was abusing me and screaming Chinar,
khud to gadhe ka Lund ghontati hai, abhi to meri gaand main ungli
bhin nahi gayi thi. I was giggling and telling her Bhabhi Nandoi ka
maja lena hai to poora lo na. I began licking her softly and Jiju was
paying fyll attention to bhabhi;s choonchi, with full knowledge that
now his lund is securely riveted in her gaand and whatever wriggling
she may do she can not get it out. Bhabhi too reconciled and started
enjoying her gaand marai. After waiting for some time Jiju shoved
full lund and was buggering her in frenzy. I got up and was enjoying
the view. Bhabhi started enjoying this new experience and soon was
moaning. Jiju had started finger fucking her with three fingers in he
bur deep. It went on and on. When Jiju came, he again after flooding
her gaand brought rest of cum on her choonchi.

And surprisingly even Neelu didi was not spared in spite of her
condition. When KD was fucking Cheenu hard, my hubby came to go to
bath room and Neelu didi was coming out and soon he not only made her
suck him but fucked her sexy choonchi. Thus all of us enjoyed our
Jijus.

Next day was time for parting. I winked at Ravi and said You
promised something special for my hubby and they promised next time
surely it will be done. We all laughed except my poor hubby, who was
saved. I invited Ravi jija to come to us and my hubby too extended it
to Cheenu didi. Ravi was looking forward and gladly accepted. Neelu
didi pinched me and said, chinalo tum don ne maja liya aur main hi
bhukhi rah gayi. My hubby told KD Jija hey why you don't come along
with Neelu too first time all the sisters will be together in holi.

And KD looking at me and Cheenu and understanding what chances Holi
will bring accepted saying holi is on 6thMarcha and we will be there
by 4th march on Thursday. I asked Chavi, what is your programme; you
will be coming back on 3rd from Honey moon. My brother said, actually
I have taken too much leave and I will be reporting back on 4th but
that is a non family station so I can not keep her there we were
thinking about it may be .Chavi Bhabhi interjected and said may be I
can go to my parents place. We all laughed Neelu didi squeezed her
choonchi and said Banno bahhot din tak bahiyon se choonchi dabvaai
holi main. I said hey why don't you drop Chavi at my place it is in
your way too. They agreed. Cheenu teased her , hey bhabhi teen
nandoi se mukabla hoga. I jested , ek aage se , Neelu didi said
doosara piche se aur Rashmi Bhabhi completed teesara munh main. And
we all laughed. Cahvi bahbi becoming barve said what do you feel
salhaj Salli se kamjor nahi hoti.

When we were going Ravi Jija whispered in my ears," Jao jao bhukhe
sher se pala padega". And I smiled, dreaming about coming holi on 6th
March.

Adult story - Jija salli (relation between brother and sister in law) Concluding Part i

I was sitting along with Jija and Jiju. Adi, Madhu bhabhi and
Basanti too were there and they were teasing me for my wait for my
hubby. Jiju brought me in his lap and hugged me hard. Squeezing my
choonchi he said let your hubby come but you will be in my lap only.
Bell sounded at door and my heart said it must be him. His youngest
salli, Adi went ahead to open the door. Jiju increased hi grip on my
joban but behold, when door open it was Cheenu didi and even I was
hardly able to recognize her. She was totally transformed. Her breast
had got an up lift (and may be some silicon) and few inches more she
would have challenged Pam. She was dressed in a tight top and a
skirt. She was looking straight from centerfold of Playboy. Her hips
also had broadened but most important was attitude. I went ahead and
hugged her and she without waiting for a minute rubbed her boobs on
mine and kissed my cheeks. Hiding behind her was my hubby whom Adi
grabbed and I introduced her"your choti salli". He pressed her choti
choti choonchi. Cheenu didi enquired from me." Ghonta Ravi ka mja
loota mare amrd ke sath". I replied moving my eyes , " kiska mard
mare Jiju hain aur mera haq hai but you tell tumne mare mard ke sath
to nahin". She pinched my chootar and said, " kya pata, ho sakta
hai." Our conversation stopped as my hubby was being welcomed in a
barrage of gallis by his salhajs. Basanti was in lead , singing, Aya
Behan chod aya,Rashmi Bhabhi too joined, unki behana mange 4 aana
choonchi dabvane ka 8 ana tang uthane ka 1 Ruppaya rat chudvane ka.
Even Adi had learned some gallis and was singing with gusto. But he
kept on grabbing cupping Adi and Basanti hugged him from behind, and
started pushing as if she is buggering him. She taunted, itte din
late aye ho apni bahna ke Bhonsade main ghuse the kya chalo late hone
ki saja hia ki late kar sari salhaj se gaand marvao.

I left him to mercy of his salhajs and took Cheenu didi to Chavi
Bhabhi. She was stunned to see the beauty of Chavi. After some jokes
I again asked, hey tell me how you and my hubby came together. She
giggled and said yes we came together and it gave me sufficient hint.
By the time Madhu and Rashmi Bhabhi had joined leaving my hubby with
Adi, Basanti and Gunja who kept on teasing him. Madhu bhabhi and
Rashmi bhabhi started their treatment and Chavi bhabhi joined also.
Both, Madhu and Rashmi Bhabhi had taken care of her top. They grabbed
her choonchi and were doing ragdai maslai.and went ahead to pinch her
nipples hard. Chavi Bhabhi too had learned many tricks in our sangat.

She lifted her skirt and shifted her panty to one side. Her two
fingers slided inside in one shove and she was rubbing her clit too.
Soon Cheenu didi confessed. She told us that due to fog her flight
arrived late and he train had left. When she arrived at the station,
this train too was also whistling. She boarded first AC but conductor
told him that only a two birth coupe is there in which one person is
travelling. She had no choice and when conductor took him to the
coupe, he saw my hubby. Of course, Cheenu was so changed that he
could not recognize her. They had met only few times. Cheenu was
given the upper birth. When conductor left and he bolted door from
inside, Cheenu didi blurted will you mind going o top I mean I have
no objection but I feel lying down better. He laughed and than she
understood and blushed. She said I don't mean that. Now he was
laughing and teasing. He asked, I will take what ever position I mean
place you suggest just be comfortable. There was some problem with
the blower and coach was very cold. Cheenu didi was dressed very
inappropriately and he offered hi coat to him. She just to become
comfortable tried to drop a pill which will send her sleeping. But
she had brought some female versions of Viagra and in her hurry she
pooped that. She realized but by that time it was melting in her
blood. They sat close and just tow arm her my hubby put his hand on
her shoulders. One thing led to another and soon she was in her most
comfortable position, down and my hubby was on top as she requested
but with his lund in he choot. A first AC coupe is very strange
palace and makes strangers bedfellows almost like politics. Persons
know that they are not going to meet after that night, they are saved
from any interference and when everybody else is trying hard to
sleep. They are hard. Cheenu didi admitted that ki vah tin baar jhadi
tab jakr my hubby came. And sonn it was followed by second round.
After that they were tired and started asking each others name where
they are going like co passengers. Cheenu was surprised to learn that
he is going to same mohalla. Cheenu told about Mausa ji's name and
asked if house where he is going is closer. My hubby laughed and said
that he is going there only and said that his wife must be very angry
that he could not reach his brother in laws reception even. Cheenu
said but she is also going there and it is too much of coincidence.

My hubby too got surprised, and said you know my wife Rinu. Now
Cheenu teased him and said thoda thoda. She hugged him hard and said
I'm Cheenu. And it made my hubby to bite her cheeks hard. To
celebrate it they fucked again twice. Now there was no hurry as train
becoming later. Now Cheenu sucked him hard. As I was away for almost
one week my hubby was hungry and so was Cheenu. Cheenu told that my
mard not only fucked her twice but buggered her also. And once she
decided to dominate also by going on top as she was an elder salli.
Cheenu didi had brought some interesting toys for Chavi Bhabhi.
There were dildos and vibrators of various types. But best were some
double dildos and strap ons. I tried a double dildo with Madhu
Bhabhi. I pushed one part in me and shoved tip in choot of Madhu
bhabhi. Rashmi bhabhi put strap on Chavi bhabhi and goaded her to try
it with Cheenu didi. And she rode on her hard. Cheenu too was
enjoying. We were just teasing playing with each other and we heard
the voice of mummy that it is time for train for Madhu Bhabhi. I
pulled it fast. Adi was ready with luggage and my hubby was following
her like a lamb, as first time he had got a choti salli. Dildo which
I had brought out from Madhu Bhabhi's choot kept in Adi `s bag saying
a gift from me. I invited both Madhu bahbi and adi to visit us. Adi
told that during March as there will be Boards exam her school will
be closed. As she is in std XIth her exam will be held only in April
therefore she will have a long holi holidays. Holi is on 6th march
this year so may be that time she can come. Madhu Bhabhi also nodded
and said that anyways her hubby will be away for a 10 day training
trip so both of them will come during holi. They will come on 4th and
spent a week with us. I could see bulge in my hubby's pant and Adi
rubbing and teasing him saying Jiju apki pichkari ka sara rang abki
holi main nikal lungi. He went to drop them at station.

Adult Story of Jija Salli Part V - Scene III

I went to bathroom and came back. Jija lovingly pulled me in his
lap and said kyon Rinu aab to gussa nahin ho. I said in mock anger if
anybody something as thick in a man's ass then he will realize, you
feel that women can take any amount. Jija laughed and said, I don't
know about other man but one man we had promised will take this
thickness, patting his monstrous Lund he jested. Who, I could not
guess. One who is coming to morrow, your hubby and all of us laughed.
I said yes that I will not mind and for that I will kiss this lovely
Lund. I kissed Jija's Lund and said for that it has permission to
do anything. I was slowly kissing his supara licking it right up to
balls and coming back again to tease his pee hole. He made me sit on
his lap and spreading my choot and tolerating all the pain biting my
lips I took his Lund. He was making me swing and I was enjoying it.
He then made me go on all fours. My head was in pillows, and he
spread my legs and slowly glided his Lund in my choot which was fully
stretched. His one hand was caressing my choonchi and other was
testing my clit but soon slow chudai became a merciless pounding of
my choot, caressing of choonchi became crushing with full force and
teasing lead to pinching and pulling of my clit. But I was enjoying
it so much. I was begging more of it, hann Jija please aur jor se
chodo kas kar chodo..ohhh. He was treating me like a rag doll. He
must have changed 5-6 positions but chudai continued. I was holding a
chair and he was standing and in every shove he will push his lund
right up to base and again pull out almost fully. I must have cum
umpteen times. Fucking in this manner he came. This time he brought
his Lund and sprayed my hair and back with his cum. I could not get
up for some time. Jiju came and lifted me.

He opened a fresh bottle of whisky and we took swing from bottle
directly. We finished the bottle fast. After some time I got energy
back. Now it was turn of Jiju who was kissing and caressing me. I
looked at Jija who was looking glum feeling that he might have hurt
me. I smiled at him and kissed him on the lips. I jumped back to his
lap and his face bloomed. I went over and kissed his Lund and he was
sucking my choot. Soon we were doing 69. I was controlling moment and
enjoying flick of his tongue but now Jiju invaded my gaand and again
I was made a sandwich. Soon I was brought over Jija's Lund who
started fucking me in choot and Jiju's Lund was in my gaand. During
entire night I was fucked 4 times each by both. Thrice I was buggered
and my all holes took there share and Jija even fucked my choonchis
too.

When I got up, after a short sleep it was quiet late. My body was
covered with bruises and cum. I washed got ready fast. However when I
arrived in the house situation was almost same. Rashmi Bhabhi was
preparing tea with basanti and their play of night was almost
continuing. Basanti pinched my chootar and it hurt after such gaand
marai. I squeezed her choonchi in retaliation. Adi came and I winked
at her and she blushed. I kissed her on lips and Rashmi bhabhi too
grabbed her choonchi. Day, soon become after noon. Some guest had
gone and some were going.

I went back to my room as it was time for my hubby to arrive. I
took a bath and was getting ready. I was sitting in front of dressing
table to get ready when both Jija and Jiju arrived. Smilingly Jiju
bolted the room. I think there is still time for a quickie. I
protested, no I know both of you, your quickies are twice as long as
normal time taken by any body and I have to finish my make up. My
gaals are full of last night's bite and scratches. Both laughed and
said but what we will do about it and opened there zips. Raging Lund
made my mouth water too. I pulled Jiju`s lund and kissed it. I
admitted yes I agree and it is the duty of salli to take care of such
handsome problems. Let me see what I can do and I gulped Jiju's Lund.
My freshly heena colored hands were rubbing Jija's Lund. Soon Jiju
pulled out his Lund and it was turn of Jiju to shove his Lund but I
wavered. He lifted my saya suggesting he can take my choot while Ravi
Jiju is making me suck his Lund. I refused saying, no my both holes
are very sore. I said I can take your lund but not full as it is too
thick. Jija came closer and silently pinched my nose which almost
stopped my breath and as I opened my mouth, he shoved his Lund
inside. Jiju was holding my head firmly therefore I could not even
pull it back. I was making gurgling sounds, tried to move my hands
away but it was firmly being pushed from both sides. My face become
red and I stretched my checks, pulled my lower jaw further down and
took almost half of his Lund only then he left. My hands were
caressing stroking his Lund and squeezing his ball to expedite his
cumming. He was rubbing scratching my choonchi. Soon again it was
turn of Jiju and this time he pinched my nose but now with practice
soon I was deep throating him and I had started enjoying it so much
that I for got ticking of clock. My cheeks were bloated, my throat
was aching and my jaw was in pain but I continued sucking vigorously.
When I realized time is not much I further made a frantic effort and
my hands too were pumping hard. Jiju came in my mouth but he brought
it out and sprayed it on my face which covered the makeup I had done.
Soon it was turn of Jija and he too did a facial for me. He also
asked me to stick my tongue out and on it both of them poured their
left over cum. Jija took some on his hand too and rubbed over my
choot. There was knocking from outside. It was voice of mummy who was
reprimanding me for taking so much time in make up. Neither there was
time nor I was permitted and I just spread it along with makeup on my
face and came down. Jija said now you must offer a kiss on your
cheeks to your hubby in front of everybody and he will discover a new
taste. Jiju said and a kiss on his lips also with your tongue. With
cream on that its taste will be different.

When I came down, Gita accosted me. She teased Sayan ji ke liye aaj
khas makeup hua hai. It is shining so much Bhabhi. I pinched her
chootar and said it is a special cream designed by my Jiju and your
brother Ravi. Ravi Jiju jar Gita ke gala par bhai alga divine Na and
it was time for Ravi Jiju to blush.

 

I was sitting along with Jija and Jiju. Adi, Madhu bhabhi and
Basanti too were there and they were teasing me for my wait for my
hubby. Jiju brought me in his lap and hugged me hard. Squeezing my
choonchi he said let your hubby come but you will be in my lap only.
Bell sounded at door and my heart said it must be him. His youngest
salli, Adi went ahead to open the door. Jiju increased hi grip on my
joban but behold, when door open it was Cheenu didi and even I was
hardly able to recognize her. She was totally transformed. Her breast
had got an up lift (and may be some silicon) and few inches more she
would have challenged Pam. She was dressed in a tight top and a
skirt. She was looking straight from centerfold of Playboy. Her hips
also had broadened but most important was attitude. I went ahead and
hugged her and she without waiting for a minute rubbed her boobs on
mine and kissed my cheeks. Hiding behind her was my hubby whom Adi
grabbed and I introduced her"your choti salli". He pressed her choti
choti choonchi. Cheenu didi enquired from me." Ghonta Ravi ka mja
loota mare amrd ke sath". I replied moving my eyes , " kiska mard
mare Jiju hain aur mera haq hai but you tell tumne mare mard ke sath
to nahin". She pinched my chootar and said, " kya pata, ho sakta
hai." Our conversation stopped as my hubby was being welcomed in a
barrage of gallis by his salhajs. Basanti was in lead , singing, Aya
Behan chod aya,Rashmi Bhabhi too joined, unki behana mange 4 aana
choonchi dabvane ka 8 ana tang uthane ka 1 Ruppaya rat chudvane ka.
Even Adi had learned some gallis and was singing with gusto. But he
kept on grabbing cupping Adi and Basanti hugged him from behind, and
started pushing as if she is buggering him. She taunted, itte din
late aye ho apni bahna ke Bhonsade main ghuse the kya chalo late hone
ki saja hia ki late kar sari salhaj se gaand marvao.
I left him to mercy of his salhajs and took Cheenu didi to Chavi
Bhabhi. She was stunned to see the beauty of Chavi. After some jokes
I again asked, hey tell me how you and my hubby came together. She
giggled and said yes we came together and it gave me sufficient hint.
By the time Madhu and Rashmi Bhabhi had joined leaving my hubby with
Adi, Basanti and Gunja who kept on teasing him. Madhu bhabhi and
Rashmi bhabhi started their treatment and Chavi bhabhi joined also.
Both, Madhu and Rashmi Bhabhi had taken care of her top. They grabbed
her choonchi and were doing ragdai maslai.and went ahead to pinch her
nipples hard. Chavi Bhabhi too had learned many tricks in our sangat.
She lifted her skirt and shifted her panty to one side. Her two
fingers slided inside in one shove and she was rubbing her clit too.
Soon Cheenu didi confessed. She told us that due to fog her flight
arrived late and he train had left. When she arrived at the station,
this train too was also whistling. She boarded first AC but conductor
told him that only a two birth coupe is there in which one person is
travelling. She had no choice and when conductor took him to the
coupe, he saw my hubby. Of course, Cheenu was so changed that he
could not recognize her. They had met only few times. Cheenu was
given the upper birth. When conductor left and he bolted door from
inside, Cheenu didi blurted will you mind going o top I mean I have
no objection but I feel lying down better. He laughed and than she
understood and blushed. She said I don't mean that. Now he was
laughing and teasing. He asked, I will take what ever position I mean
place you suggest just be comfortable. There was some problem with
the blower and coach was very cold. Cheenu didi was dressed very
inappropriately and he offered hi coat to him. She just to become
comfortable tried to drop a pill which will send her sleeping. But
she had brought some female versions of Viagra and in her hurry she
pooped that. She realized but by that time it was melting in her
blood. They sat close and just tow arm her my hubby put his hand on
her shoulders. One thing led to another and soon she was in her most
comfortable position, down and my hubby was on top as she requested
but with his lund in he choot. A first AC coupe is very strange
palace and makes strangers bedfellows almost like politics. Persons
know that they are not going to meet after that night, they are saved
from any interference and when everybody else is trying hard to
sleep. They are hard. Cheenu didi admitted that ki vah tin baar jhadi
tab jakr my hubby came. And sonn it was followed by second round.
After that they were tired and started asking each others name where
they are going like co passengers. Cheenu was surprised to learn that
he is going to same mohalla. Cheenu told about Mausa ji's name and
asked if house where he is going is closer. My hubby laughed and said
that he is going there only and said that his wife must be very angry
that he could not reach his brother in laws reception even. Cheenu
said but she is also going there and it is too much of coincidence.
My hubby too got surprised, and said you know my wife Rinu. Now
Cheenu teased him and said thoda thoda. She hugged him hard and said
I'm Cheenu. And it made my hubby to bite her cheeks hard. To
celebrate it they fucked again twice. Now there was no hurry as train
becoming later. Now Cheenu sucked him hard. As I was away for almost
one week my hubby was hungry and so was Cheenu. Cheenu told that my
mard not only fucked her twice but buggered her also. And once she
decided to dominate also by going on top as she was an elder salli.
Cheenu didi had brought some interesting toys for Chavi Bhabhi.
There were dildos and vibrators of various types. But best were some
double dildos and strap ons. I tried a double dildo with Madhu
Bhabhi. I pushed one part in me and shoved tip in choot of Madhu
bhabhi. Rashmi bhabhi put strap on Chavi bhabhi and goaded her to try
it with Cheenu didi. And she rode on her hard. Cheenu too was
enjoying. We were just teasing playing with each other and we heard
the voice of mummy that it is time for train for Madhu Bhabhi. I
pulled it fast. Adi was ready with luggage and my hubby was following
her like a lamb, as first time he had got a choti salli. Dildo which
I had brought out from Madhu Bhabhi's choot kept in Adi `s bag saying
a gift from me. I invited both Madhu bahbi and adi to visit us. Adi
told that during March as there will be Boards exam her school will
be closed. As she is in std XIth her exam will be held only in April
therefore she will have a long holi holidays. Holi is on 6th march
this year so may be that time she can come. Madhu Bhabhi also nodded
and said that anyways her hubby will be away for a 10 day training
trip so both of them will come during holi. They will come on 4th and
spent a week with us. I could see bulge in my hubby's pant and Adi
rubbing and teasing him saying Jiju apki pichkari ka sara rang abki
holi main nikal lungi. He went to drop them at station.
Cheenu didi was closeted with her hubby and my Jiju for long. I and
Rashmi Bhabhi pulled them away. KD Jija was also eyeing Cheenu didi
and saying that he will get her pound off flesh tonight. Cheenu didi
laughed and said you can take all the flesh. Most of the guests had
gone and it was decided that we will also leave next day by morning
train. It was dinner time and gallis time and Basanti and Rashmi
bhabhi took the lead in abusing there nandoi. KD Jija was given
galli with name of her sister saroj sunita and sarala. Basanti sang ,
Saroj Rani hain Pakki chinar unke gahr main dod dwar ek jaye age
dossr pichvade bach anhi koi naua kanahar( Saroj , sister of KD is a
top slut, she has tow doors , one in front and other behind, she has
not left any body waterman, barber everybody enjoys her) . Rashmi
Bhabi taragted my hubby, main tummse puchu tumhri bahna ke bil min
tumhari Guddo ke bil main unki bur main kya kya amay mhallle ke ab
gadhe samay tumhare sab salle samaye ( I ask what your sister takes
in her cunt, in her pussy, she take cock of of all the donkeys of her
area she devours cock of all your brother in laws ). We all knew it
is last night together and it made it very hot.
Cheenu was grabbed by my hubby and KD Jija and as I was made to
devour two Lund together last night Cheenu was fucked and buggered.
But Ravi Jiju was richer. I along with Rashmi bhabhi provided him
company for night. Rashmi Bhabhi teased me. Salliyon kya tumhi jija
ka maja le sakti ho salhaj ko nandoi ka lund nahi chauiye. And ia
ccepted yes she has as much right on her Nandoi's Lund as I have on
my jija. Both of us stripped Ravi Jiju and kissed and licked his
Lund together. Rashmi Bhabhi will lick the balls and I will suck the
shaft. Some times two sahelis sharing a lollipop we will lick his
supara together. We were kissing his asshole rubbing his , Lund on
our gore gore gaal and Jiju could not take it further. He made me go
on all fours and in one shove his mighty lund was doing chudai of my
bur. Rashmi bhabhi was caressing my choonchi, pinching my tits and
will goad her nandoi to fuck me hard. With so much teasing Jiju was
like a bull and his lund was ramming my choot like a piston. My choot
too was greedily squeezing it rubbing it and I was moving my chootar.
I must have come twice or thrice but Jiju was not going to cum.
Rashmi Bhabhi who was caressing his gaand pushed her fingers inside
hard. She started fucking him and soon her finger pressed her
pressure point and he came, no he exploded. His Lund kept on cuming
and it not only flooded my choot but my thighs were also drowned.
After that it was number of Rashmi Bhabhi. Jiju while fucking her
tried to finger fuck he big gaand but bhabhi protested too much. I
winked at him and whispered to concentrate on fucking her choot. Now
Jiju brought her almost close to orgasm but stooped. He will flirt
with her clit pull her nipples and rub her clit with base of his
Lund. Now Bhabhi was begging for his lund. Jiju made her go on all
fours and fucked her hard. I too was pulling her tits as if I'm
milking her. Bhabhi kept on coming but Jiju continued her chudai
unabated. She was exhausted and only then he spilled. He came not
only in her choot but brought out his Lund and made her big choonchis
white. I spread it around. Bhabhi was lying with Jiju's cum in her
cunt and thighs. I told Bhabhi that I can not let Jiju's precious cum
go waste. I went over her and started lapping and licking her cum
filled choot. My fingers will caress her labia and my tongue with
silken touch will just tease her choot. Soon she was mad. She was
begging me to suck her hard and who was I to deny my bhabhi. I parted
her cunt lips and pushed my tongue deep. I was licking wall of her
choot full of feel of Jiju's Lund and made taste double. Soon she too
had started licking me and we continued doing 69. When I paused for a
breather and looked up Jiju was sitting with his Lund in full
erection looking at our Sapphic play. But his eyes were riveted on
Bhabhi's gaand. I knew what he wanted. I gave him a thumbs up sign
and pointed toward sBhabhi's gaand. He nodded smiling. Who was to
deny y Jiju. My tongue came out and fro rubbing her clit I went to
her asshole. She was wriggling but my tongue was teasing Bhabhi
there. I took out a lot of saliva and let my tongue took it to
Bhabhi's asshole. At that time my fingers were rolling pulling
pinching her pink swollen clit so she was going mad. Bhabhi too was
sucking my choot hard. I brought back my tongue to choot and again
pushed it in. I lubricated it with Bhabhi's juices and Jijus; cum
still in Bhabhi's s choot and brought it back to bhabhis gaand. After
licking her there for some time my fingers took charge and I slowly
pushed one finger in. Bhabhi was almost going berserk with my sucking
and licking. Now my tongue was fucking her choot and index finger was
fucking her gaand. When she will be on the brink I will lift my face
from her choot blow a bit and start very slowly. But I realized time
is ripe. I took her clit between my lips and started sucking. I had
called Jiju closer whose Lund was almost near Bhabhis gaand. My lips
were sucking nibbling tongue was flirting and she was on the verge. I
parted her gaand and Jiju now his Lund coated with Vaseline, pushed.
I bit her clit and she came. And at the same time Jiju shoved his
Lund in side her gaand, tearing her sphincter. She could not do
anything as my full weight was on her and with my full force I was
holding her chootar. Jiju too was holding her waist and in second
attempt half of Lund was in. She was abusing me and screaming Chinar,
khud to gadhe ka Lund ghontati hai, abhi to meri gaand main ungli
bhin nahi gayi thi. I was giggling and telling her Bhabhi Nandoi ka
maja lena hai to poora lo na. I began licking her softly and Jiju was
paying fyll attention to bhabhi;s choonchi, with full knowledge that
now his lund is securely riveted in her gaand and whatever wriggling
she may do she can not get it out. Bhabhi too reconciled and started
enjoying her gaand marai. After waiting for some time Jiju shoved
full lund and was buggering her in frenzy. I got up and was enjoying
the view. Bhabhi started enjoying this new experience and soon was
moaning. Jiju had started finger fucking her with three fingers in he
bur deep. It went on and on. When Jiju came, he again after flooding
her gaand brought rest of cum on her choonchi.
And surprisingly even Neelu didi was not spared in spite of her
condition. When KD was fucking Cheenu hard, my hubby came to go to
bath room and Neelu didi was coming out and soon he not only made her
suck him but fucked her sexy choonchi. Thus all of us enjoyed our
Jijus.
Next day was time for parting. I winked at Ravi and said You
promised something special for my hubby and they promised next time
surely it will be done. We all laughed except my poor hubby, who was
saved. I invited Ravi jija to come to us and my hubby too extended it
to Cheenu didi. Ravi was looking forward and gladly accepted. Neelu
didi pinched me and said, chinalo tum don ne maja liya aur main hi
bhukhi rah gayi. My hubby told KD Jija hey why you don't come along
with Neelu too first time all the sisters will be together in holi.
And KD looking at me and Cheenu and understanding what chances Holi
will bring accepted saying holi is on 6thMarcha and we will be there
by 4th march on Thursday. I asked Chavi, what is your programme; you
will be coming back on 3rd from Honey moon. My brother said, actually
I have taken too much leave and I will be reporting back on 4th but
that is a non family station so I can not keep her there we were
thinking about it may be .Chavi Bhabhi interjected and said may be I
can go to my parents place. We all laughed Neelu didi squeezed her
choonchi and said Banno bahhot din tak bahiyon se choonchi dabvaai
holi main. I said hey why don't you drop Chavi at my place it is in
your way too. They agreed. Cheenu teased her , hey bhabhi teen
nandoi se mukabla hoga. I jested , ek aage se , Neelu didi said
doosara piche se aur Rashmi Bhabhi completed teesara munh main. And
we all laughed. Cahvi bahbi becoming barve said what do you feel
salhaj Salli se kamjor nahi hoti.
When we were going Ravi Jija whispered in my ears," Jao jao bhukhe
sher se pala padega". And I smiled, dreaming about coming holi on 6th
March.

Adult Story of Jija Salli Part V - Schene II

 

When I came down, jija was reciting arrangements at reception place
and the hard work which he had done with me to ensure everything is ok
(of course, omitting most important, `Hard' work he put). I joined
him, standing very close to him innocently and my hands were
caressing teasing his ass. Before he could finish Mausa ji thanked us
and supplied a fresh list of chores to be completed immediately. My
fingers were moving in the crack of his ass and I pinched his gaand
very hard. He could not retaliate as Mausa ji told him to leave
immediately. When he turned back towards me I showed him my raised
thumb. Suddenly I heard a commotion at gate. Neelu Didi had arrived
with her husband and she was given a traditional welcome by gallis by
our Bhabhis. Her husband was called by his initials KD. Neelu didi
looking towards me rushed and hugged me hard. As expected first thing
her hands measured were my boobs. She exclaimed, Vow your choonchis
are really mast. I thanked her saying Didi it was because of you my
guru ji. She laughed and said now your Jiju KD will come and take Bur
Dakshina I mean Guru Dakshina from you. I quizzed her and what were
you doing we were all waiting for both of you. She laughed and said,
arre what I was doing, I was doing chudai with your Jiju for last
20days uninterrupted 5 times a day. I asked and how is he. Her
laugher continued and she said, squeezing my choonchi, you really
wanted to how is HIS. Let me tell you it is longer than usual but
what makes even chinars like me to devour it is its thickness. It is
real thick. thicker than anything your choot would have devoured till
now. (I got afraid but I remembered what Mummy told me before I left
with my groom, patting my choot, banno, such big babies come out of
this choot and no lund can ever be even patch on the size of babies.
So you must have full faith that your choot will gulp it smilingly.
Yes pain will be there but it is the real joy. Most of pain is in the
mind and if girl says that she is too tight or cannot take a lund as
it is too thick, my advice will be that's he is being chinar and she
should be fucked hard. So go ahead and enjoy, just spread your legs
as much as possible, and there should be desire to enjoy and give
enjoyment to Lund which is doing chudai). And he is not one of those
polite types. He likes chudai and he likes it raw and rough, Neelu
didi continued. Two more things, as he has seen your picture, he got
aroused and he also knows that it was he who should have split and
tore your kunwari bur .Therefore his thick Lund is in a raging mood
to do jabardast chudai of your choot. And secondly for last two days I
[`m going through `those'days so he is having a fast. I cut her short
and giggling told her, don't bother didi he will have feast after.
Voice of Dulari was very loud and her words made me look towards
Jiju. I could listen:

Unche chbootra pe baith ,KD salla kare apni behanna ka mol,
Arre Divya ka mange 5 ruppaya, Mona meri anmol,
Arre Mona ke jobana ka arre unki choonchi ka mange 5 rupiya aur
choot hai badi anmol
Arre Nandoi Sale khaye apni bahna ki chudai, apni Mona ki chudai,
Aare vo to marayen Gaand, KD salla Bhandua hai
(Sitting on a pedestal, KD is haggling for his sisters; he is asking
5 Rs for Divya and says Mona is priceless. He asks for 5 Rs for boobs
of Mona and says her cunt is priceless. oh Husband of my sister in
law, you are living on the earning of your sister Mona `s fucking and
you too are getting buggered, KD is a pimp.)
KD jija was very tall just like a hunk, with very broad shoulders
and powerful limbs. I know any girl will love to melt in her arms. He
crossed barrage of his salhajs, and came towards me. Neelu didi tried
to introduce me but he said that he could smell me for a distance. He
hugged me hard and when he left me, I teasingly dropped my anchal
showing my proud joban peeping from my low cut choli. He was
breathless. He jested are they real and now I made my pallu go down
fully exposing my joban. Amazingly he questioned, are they real. I
jested; pakad kar dekh lijiye and he did not need second invitation.
He grabbed my choonchi. Meanwhile Madhu Bhabhi too arrived there. She
goaded him. Arre Nandoi ji, sirf ek kyon dono pakad lijiye. He
caught choonchi of Madhu Bhabhi too and squeezed it hard. Dulari
teased him, aare it is the advantage of sasural chahe salli ki
choonchi pakdo ya salhaj ki. He said yes ya to yahna saliyan hain ya
salhaj .Meanwhile, mummy dropped in and joining in the spirit she
banter. Hey don't for get Saas, but if damads do what you are doing
with salhaj and salli, saas to will not mind and everybody joined in
laughter.

Soon Ravi Jija joined us and both of them were teasing me. I too
was responding saying, you never know, real owner may come tonight.
Both of them said in unison, he was trespasser, beautiful property
which we should have enjoyed first, he got. Ravi Jiju told KD about
our talk about that how ravi jiju will bugger my hubby and KD burst
into laughter. He said, hey I will join too and moving towards me he
said, salli ji aap ki to aaj sandwich banani hi hai. Even if your
hubby turns up he will be no match for our joint strength so maximum
he can do is get buggered and see our pretty salli get buggered and
fucked together. Salli ji aap dar to nahin rahi. I put my hands below
my boobs and pushing them out further, challenged both my Jijus hey
kaun salli darti hai. Dekh lungi aap dono logon ko sath sath. There
was a phone and Rashmi bhabhi called me in. After talking for some
time when I came out I had a long face. What happened, everybody
asked. I did not answer but Rashmi Bhabhi spoke, smiling bad news for
Rinu but good for her Jijas. Her hubby is not coming today. Ravi and
KD consoled me, arre we are there and you will treat us as your
hubby, Cheenu is not here and Neelu is out of action so just smiled.
I showed a weak smile but KD Jiju tickled me and I giggled. So this
good news for us will last how long. I smiled and said not much. His
train for today was cancelled due to fog, but he will catch another
train in the morning and be here by evening and we will have to leave
by day after tomorrow early morning.. `Salli is very smart so she is
giving us hint, make hay while sun shines. So tonight is the time,'
commented KD. No I never meant that. But both of them hugged me and
kissed me on either cheek cupping my boobs. Before things would have
further warmed up, there was voice of Mausa ji looking for Ravi with
a new set of instructions and he had to leave. Neelu didi too left to
meet some of her local relatives with her hubby.

In the evening we all reached place for reception in time. I was
dressed in a pink choli and skirt like lenhga. My choli had only one
string to tie it and it was more exposing than hiding my breasts. Of
course I had a Chunri which only accentuated the peaks and inflamed
the desire of onlookers. I along with Madhu Bhabhi and Adi were
receiving the guests. Madhu bhabhi in traditional sari tied below her
navel and concealing partly her joban and Adi in a tight top and
short skirt were really looking exciting. Ravi Jija too was there
with us welcoming guests. We were hugging kissing smooching and
sometime even lightly squeezing breasts of guests. Gita came in a
tight suit but her teen boobs were well covered under dupata. Adi
pulled it of and handed over to me and from me it passed to Madhu
bhabhi and soon disappeared. I and Adi cupped her breasts and showing
it her brother Ravi Jija teased him, see how beautiful are kabootars
of my nanad. Long legged big boob bar maids were ensuring that
everybody gets his or her drink. We had decided that success of party
depends upon how everybody enjoy, but enjoyment of males depend upon
female company and to what extent they go. And one good way of making
females let their hair (and defenses down) is to make them inebriated
and draw them to dance floor There was wine and cherry and other
drinks for ladies, being serve by boys tall lanky and dressed in
tight skin hugging dresses. Still some of them were playing hard to
get and for that Rashmi Bhabhi and Adi had planned to spike there
drinks. Those girls which were finicky or were ensuring to stay away
from boys were especially targeted and made almost loose all control.
I saw Sona and Rupa and pointed them to Jiju, who became 1000 watt
bulb. He shook hands with them and I went and whispered something to
Adi. She went ahead and took charge of them. They even refused to go
near the bar but Adi brought some cans of coke (already laced
liberally) and broke seal in front of them, took one herself and gave
one to me. Now Sona and Rupa took there cans and guzzled it. Ravi
jija was meandering around them. Neelu didi and KD Jiju came but they
were herded towards Chavi Bhabhi and her hubby.

Suddenly I saw Amit Jiju and he drew me towards dance floor.
Suddenly music accelerated and lights dimmed. We were dancing very
fast grinding our bodies against each other. My Chunri I had given to
Rashmi Bhabhi. Soon Amit's fingers were sliding on my back which was
fully open in my backless choli. He gripped it and pushed me towards
himself. Now my jobans were rubbing against his broad chest. My choli
was not only backless and low cut but had a lot of exposure from side
too which give chance to wandering fingers of Amit Jiju to cup my
boobs directly and my tits responded by raising there heads. His
other hand had grabbed my chootar and started caressing it slowly.
Tempo of dance changed and soon his fingers were inside my lenhga,
trying to caress both sides of my labia. Lights have dimmed and using
the chance his one finger slid into my wet choot. I too responded by
pressing his bulge hard. We kept on dancing and he was finger fucking
me, cupping my choonchi. I was on the verge of climax, then suddenly
music stopped and lights came. It was time to change partners. I saw
Adi and Madhu Bhabhi standing outside dance area. I pulled them both
and made Adi dance with Amit Jiju. Soon again music had peaked and
when I looked towards Amit scene was almost same with only difference
being Adi replacing me. She to was enjoying his fingers and
responding warmly. Looking at it Madhu Bhabhi griped me and started
acting like a "male" dance partner, squeezing cupping my boobs. I
started rubbing my thighs against hers. After change in music I went
out to look after guests. We made almost everybody dance. I saw Ravi
Jiju and KD Jiju, teasing Rashmi Bhabhi. I dragged them to dance
floor. By this time it was really crowded. There were many dance
areas with pools of darkness in between and there were certain dark
area outside which we called as cozy nooks for getting nookies. And
for more adventurous there were dark woods outside. KD started
dancing with Rashmi Bhabhi and Ravi Jiju was with me. By this time
all most everybody was kissing rubbing body or squeezing. KD did not
wait for lights to go out and his fingers were in. I could see with
side glance that Adi and Geeta were dancing merrily with two friends
of groom, my brother. Ravi too was hugging me and I was rubbing front
of his pant. Just before lights dimmed I saw both boys moving towards
woods and Adi almost dragging Gita towards it. And this time Ravi not
only shoved his fingers in my choot but his thumb was also following
rhythm of music and rubbing my clit. My hands were also now fully
rubbing his Lund. It went on and on. In the next round we changed
partners and KD was more bold and adventurous. Both KD and Ravi
wanted to Dance with Sona and Rupa but they were shy. We came out of
dance floor and started chatting with them. Adi and Gita had come
back and Gita was looking like a cat which has just eaten canary. I
and Adi went to Sona and Rupa and asked them to dance. They were
hesitant, but Adi told it will be only girlz round. I and Rinu didi
will dance with you two. We started dancing and Adi was to take
initiative. She started grinding against Rupa and by this time there
was so much crowd that there was no way they could stop. I too
started rubbing my boobs against Sona and soon I discovered a
positive response. I pushed her further close. My hands caressing her
inner thighs went up and found her panty. I pushed it aside and
slowly started teasing her labia. She was shaking but with so much
crowd pressure she could not evade me. I found some wetness and tip
of my fingers parted her choot and touched inner areas. My other had
entered her top and found her tits hard. Once I realized how hot she
is I squeezed her tits and pushed my fingers deeper. I smiled at
Adi who was giving same treatment to Rupa. I pulled out panty of
Sona in oone sweep and when it came down put my feet on it we stopped
for a minute but I got it removed and started dancing agin. When
light dimmed, KD and Ravi replaced us and soon were up to there
tricks. Soon Rupa and Sona were enjoying it so much that they were
stuck like glue with KD and Ravi. Madhu Bhabhi had to tell them that
there Jiju was waiting for them. Our plan was to make Chavi Bhabhi
dance to with her nandoi. When Sona and Rupa came back to dance area
we whisked away Chavi Bhabhi to dance with KD and Ravi. And everybody
enjoyed it. Mausa ji had imposed a curfew of 11 PM and it was already
pass. So we closed the festivities. Actually everybody was so hot
that they were looking forward to get some real action including
Chavi Bhabhi. Neelu Didi had to go to her relative place and she has
already left with Amit (who was hot for her). Ravi and KD promised to
drop Sona and Rupa but before they left, they told me that they will
be back within an hour so I should be ready for there joint assault.
When we came back to house, two friends of my brother wanted to go
back home but I told them it is very late and they must stay back. I
told Gita to use small room on roof (which we used as dressing room
for Ratjaga). Adi and Gita went with them to ensure they are
comfortable and surely they were to ensure each other's comfort
during night. Sex was hung like a thick curtain in the air. There
were no words but actions were the key. When I came down where ladies
were sleeping, Basanti was massaging Rashmi Bhabhi with her one hand
in and Gunja, nanad of Basanti was doing service of Madhu Bhabhi.
Mummy and manjhali mausi were teasing and doing pranks with Bade
Mausa ji and Phupha of Cheenu. I came back and lied down in my room,
feeling a bit lonely. I knew that Ravi and KD Jiju might come but
with Rupa and Sona in hot mood they will not the miss the chance of
chudai. I freshened up and wore a baby doll. It just had a one string
to unfasten. I drank a hot cup of coffee laced with brandy and lied
down. I took bottle of Vaseline and covered my choot well. On second
thought I spread my gaand to and pushed two fingers with lube in that
area too. I was rubbing my both ends and thinking about huge thick
weapon of KD I lied down. Sleep enveloped me fast. But soon enough I
could feel somebody holding me. Before I could turn myself my skirt
was up and KD Jiju was in. I welcomed him by raising my long slender
leg and parting it. KD had already undressed and his Lund was coated
in Vaseline. It was very thick and he shoved with full force. I could
not suppress my scream. However, Ravi Jija who had unfastened my top
and was squeezing my choonchi had pushed his semi erect Lund between
my lips and chances of my scream coming out was eliminated. KD jija
was holding my slender waist and now seeing that any chances of
scream have been cut he pushed with full force. In spite of
lubrication and my legs fully spread, his Lund was so thick that my
choot was getting bruised and first time I had doubts on my mummy's
contention that no Lund is thick enough for choot rani. Ravi Jiju was
rubbing and squeezing my choonchi and KD was rubbing my clit and soon
chudai started in full frenzy. It must have been some times when my
choot fully devoured and pin subside. Jiju brought out Lund for a
minute and I quizzed hey how both of you came back so early. What
happened to Rupa and Sona. Ravi Jiju told that when they had drove
almost half distance and they were fingering teens hard making them
ripe for chudai, girls saw a car coming and they raised there hands.
It was there Sona's daddy who was going somewhere. He picked them and
thanked us.

This gave them a chance to change pose. Now KD Jija was in
missionary pose and Ravi Jiju had shoved his Lund in my mouth which I
was sucking greedily. (Henceforth I will refer Ravi as Jiju and KD as
Jija). Jija has put my legs on his shoulder and pushed tow pillows
under my gaand. My choot was now fully open and although it was still
felling torn and stretched beyond endurance, it was enjoying rubbing
it was getting from he Lund. He was sucking and biting my choonchi
and with powerful thrusts his Lund was doing jabardast chudai. I was
sucking Jiju's Lund with gusto. He was holding my head and fucking my
mouth. My hands were caressing and fondling his big balls and my
tongue was rubbing his shaft. My fingers went on to caress his hole
of gaand and one finger penetrated inside. It would be wrong to see
that pain has subsided but now pleasure has over taken. I was
pushing my chootar in response to powerful thrusts of Jija (KD) who
was built like a body builder and his muscles were packed with power,
and my choot too though extended beyond limit was trying to squeeze
his Lund. Jiju (Ravi) has almost shoved his Lund deep inside and I
could taste his pre cum. My cheeks were fully bloated. I could feel
throbbing of Jiju's Lund and knowing that he is on the verge of
explosion, I pushed my finger in his gaand with a full thrust
pressing his sensitive point. And it was too much for him. He flooded
my mouth and although I drank most of it, some of it fell on my
cheeks and breasts. Jija pinched my clit and I too exploded. He was
doing chudai in frenzy and he came soon. He not only filled my choot
with his cum but pulled out his Lund and sprayed my tummy and boobs
also with cum.

I was surprised with jija (KD). His Lund was still almost erect.
Both Jiju put me on their lap and were kissing, biting me. One
choonchi will be squeezed by jija and other will be crushed by Jiju.
Jija will use both his hands to fondle my boobs softly and Jiju will
push his fingers in my choot. It will be wrong to say that we got
aroused as Jija and Jiju were having erection almost continuously.
However, Jija left us and went for pee. Jiju told me something and I
giggled. When he came back from bathroom, Jiju was lying and I was
over him kissing him biting his checks and titillating his tits. Soon
I came down and took his huge Lund between my hard boobs and started
fondling caressing and squeezing it with my boobs. His supara was
open and teased his peephole with my steel hard eraser like big
nipples. I kissed and sucked his balls and my tongue went behind and
I sucked his asshole. Meanwhile Jiju was caressing my labia and his
two fingers were fucking my choot slowly. After getting lubricated
they traveled deep inside my gaand. I came over him and my choot was
teasing him. Jija was sitting nearby and enjoying this scene, without
joining. I will spread my choot show it to Jija and Jiju and when he
will push his gaand to thrust it I will just let my choot kiss his
supara and pull it away. It went on and on but in one swoop Jiju,
held my waist and pulled me down and his mighty majestic Lund went
inside my choot. Now I too pressed myself and soon my clit was
getting rubbed by base of his Lund. I was lying with my boobs rubbing
and Jiju had captured me in his powerful arms. I was enjoying slow
chudai. Soon I could see that Jija was not there and I discovered his
presence right behind me as he started caressing my ass. He pushed a
finger inside my asshole and second finger joined soon. I was
squirming, wriggling but it was of no use. His thumb went deep inside
spreading my sphincter muscle. After fucking me with his two fingers
and thumb for some time he withdrew them and his two fingers
stretched my gaand. I could feel a thin nozzle and he emptied a tube
of K Y jelly. I was trying to get us but Jiju had gripped me hard.
Jija pushed his supara but it could not make its way. He again
stretched my gaand got his supara trapped and holding my slender
waist with full powerful thrust shoved his Lund. Jiju was acting in
unison that gripped my lips between his lips and bit it. I almost
fainted. But Jija mercilessly pushed it further and paused only when
half of his Lund was deep inside. My body was twitching wriggling
with pain. I was abusing Jija , teri behan Mona ke Divya ke Bhonse
main gaand main gadhe ka lund na dalvaiya to kahna Sali chinar ke
bhandue. Jiju started caressing my back and only after almost 5-6
minutes I got used to ache in my gaand. Now Jiju started fucking me
slowly caressing my boobs and Jija was pinching pulling my clit. When
both of them realized that I had started enjoying again Jija shoved
and this time he kept on pushing till his Lund was deep inside my
gaand. Jiju was caressing my hair stroking patting me. Pain continued
but I was now enjoying it. With a very slow motion Jiju raised me up
and brought me down on his Lund and my choot was enjoying this slow
chudai. After some time, Jija ne bhi gaand marana shuru kar diya.
Jiju will pull Lund inside and Jija will bring it outside and when
Jija will shove his Lund in my gaand right up to base Jiju will pull
it out of choot. It continued and continued. Sometimes both of them
will do maslai ragdai of my choonchi and sometimes my clit will get
double assault. I came twice but double assault continued. Jija came
first in my gaand and after his cream filled my gaand it was Jiju who
came in my choot. Jija brought out his Lund and lovingly patted it on
my checks.

Behaviour of a Guy.

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. You know stuff about tanks.

4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

5. Monday Night Football.

6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

8. You can open all of your own jars.

9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

13. All your orgasms are real.

14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

15. Guy in hockey masks don't attack you ... unless you're playing hockey.

16. You don't have to lug a bag full of stuff around everywhere you go.

17. You understand why the movie "Stripes" is funny.

18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

19. Your last name stays put.

20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

22. You can kill your own food.

23. The garage is all yours.

24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

25. You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment."

26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

27. You never have to clean a toilet.

28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

33. The National College Cheerleading Championship

34. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

35. You don't have to shave below your neck.

36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.

37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.

38. You can write your name in the snow.

39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

41. Chocolate is just another snack.

42. You can be president.

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

44. Flowers fix everything.

45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

51. Foreplay is optional.

52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

58. You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.

59. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."

60. The world is your urinal.

61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.

62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

64. One mood, all the time.

65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because "this one's just too gross."

67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

68. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

69. Same work...more pay!

70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.

73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.

74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

75. You don't mooch off of other's desserts.

76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.

78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

79. ESPN's SportsCenter.

80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

84. You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."

88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.

92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.

94. New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

97. Not liking a person won't stop you from having great sex with them.

98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

99. Baywatch

100. There's always a game on
somewhere.

Commandment Theory

Commandment 1

 

 

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

 

 

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Commandment 2

 

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.

 

 

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Commandment 3

 

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

 

 

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Commandment 4

 

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

 

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

 

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

 

 

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Commandment 5

 

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

 

 

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Commandment 6

 

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

 

 

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Commandment 7

 

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

 

 

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Commandment 8

 

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

 

But the law allows only one wife.

 

 

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Commandment 9

 

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

 

 

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Commandment 10

 

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.