What's the definition of a Lesbian??
"Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."
Women are unpredictable:
Before marriage, she expects a man.
After marriage, she suspects her man. &
After his death, she respects him.
Why are married women fatter than single one's?
Singles come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed;
whereas married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the fridge.
During pregnancy:
The 1st three months, do it the normal style
Next three months do it the doggy style
And the last three months do it the wolf style? sit outside the hole and howl?
All couples have different phases of sex life:
Age 20 - din raat
Age 28 - roz raat
Age 38 - jumme raat
Age 48 - chandni raat
Age 58 - only jat
statistics on 'what men do after SEX???
2% eat
3% smoke cigarettes
4% take a shower
5% go to sleep
86% get up and go back home to their wife.
HOW TRUE!!!
What did newton's dick say to him after seeing a nude woman?
"Fuk you and your law of gravity, I'm goin UP."
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