Banta Singh: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Banta Singh: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Banta Singh:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Banta Singh ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Banta Singh ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.
Banta Singh to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Banta Singh: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
AB AAGE............
Banta Singh on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Banta Singh:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???
Banta Singh 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Banta Singh called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Banta Singh: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Banta Singh: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .
Shadi me Banta Singh bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Banta Singh: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm
And the last one......
Titanic K Sath Banta Singh Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Banta Singh:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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