A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time
period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would
get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a
few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after
the wedding.
The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her
kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
Nescafe Rich Blend Coffee, 475g It said: "Good till
the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week
after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes, and she read from the pack:
"Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy
for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in
Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another
week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the
words "Air Pacific"
Mom took out her latest Fiji Living magazine, flipped
through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for AP.
The ad said:
"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted!.
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