A man telephoned an airline office in New Delhi and asked, How long does it take to fly to Australia?
The Clerk said, "Just a minute...." "Thank you!" the man said and hung up.
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Passenger asked a flight attendant, "How high is this plane, Miss?"
The flight attendant replied, "About thirty-two thousand feet."
The passenger's jaw dropped in amazement. "Who'd have belive it? And could you tell me how wide it is?"
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A young and stupid pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies So, when he was approaching a field during the nighttime, instead of making any official request to the tower, he said, "Guess Who?"
The Controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess Where!"
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