Jokes for Entertainment and Fun

Accountant Jokes:

 

Why do accountants make good lovers?
Ther're great with figures!

 

 

Why don't accountants read novels?
Because the only number in them are page nunbers!
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How advertiser do it?

Advertiser do it publicly.

Advertiser use the "new, improved" method.

Advertiser just do it.

Advertiser do it with in thirty seconds.

Advertiser do it originally.

Advertiser do it with promises to be the best.

Advertiser do it with a lot of noise.

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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

source:thisismyindia